Pyramid Property Maintenance

14/09/2026

Hi everyone, just a quick update from us. Unfortunately, we’ve tested positive for Influenza A and honestly feel like we’ve been hit by a bus 🤒

We’re going to be taking a few days off to isolate, rest and recover, so replies may be a little slower than usual. We’ll get back to all messages and enquiries as soon as we’re feeling human again.

Thank you so much for your patience and understanding 💚

Kaylea & Jesse

28/08/2026

🌿 HOW TO SUPPORT A SMALL BUSINESS… WITHOUT ACTUALLY BUYING ANYTHING 😂

Because contrary to popular belief, you do NOT have to hand over your hard-earned cash to support your favourite little businesses.

You can literally just:

❤️ Like their post
💬 Comment something. Anything. Tell us about your dog. We don’t care 😂
📲 Share their post
🏷️ Tag them when someone asks for recommendations
⭐ Leave them a review
👥 Invite your mates to follow their page
📸 Tag them if you’ve used their service
🗣️ Tell someone about them in real life. Old-school advertising still works 😂

All of that tells Facebook, “Oi, people actually like this page,” and MAYBE the algorithm will show our posts to more than the same six people, three of whom are probably family members 😂

Small business is basically:

Do the actual work ✔️
Answer messages ✔️
Quote jobs ✔️
Do invoices ✔️
Chase invoices ✔️
Take photos because “content” ✔️
Forget to post the photos ✔️
Remember three weeks later ✔️
Post them ✔️
Get 4 likes ✔️
Question entire marketing strategy ✔️😂

So next time you see a small local business pop up on your feed, give them a little ❤️, comment or share.

It costs you absolutely nothing, takes about three seconds and genuinely helps us more than you realise.

And to everyone who already does this for us… you bloody legends. 🫶🏼🌿

We see you. We appreciate you. And you’re helping keep a little local business going.

Kaylea & Jesse 💚💙

26/08/2026

We need a little favour from our amazing clients!

We’ve just realised that while we’ve been busy mowing lawns, cleaning up gardens and keeping properties looking their best, we’ve been absolutely terrible at asking for Google reviews 😂🤦‍♀️

If we’ve done some work for you, whether you’re one of our regulars or we’ve only helped you out once, we’d be incredibly grateful if you could take a minute to leave us an honest Google review. 💚

As a small family-owned Cairns business, word of mouth and reviews make a HUGE difference in helping new customers find and trust us.

If you’ve been happy with the work Jesse and the Pyramid Property Maintenance team have done for you, we’d love to hear about it! 🏡🌿

Leave us a Google Review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Pyramid Property Maintenance https://share.google/j8Xjkp1lT8WKxAIVb

Thank you so much to everyone who continues to support our little business. We genuinely appreciate you! 💚

Kaylea & Jesse
Pyramid Property Maintenance

Lawn care service

24/06/2026

Running a small family business means sometimes we need to put down the whipper snipper and pick up the camping chairs.

We’ll be taking a couple of short breaks over the school holidays:

🤠 Laura Rodeo: 25–29 June
🏕️ Family Camping Trip: 6–12 July

In between those dates we’ll still be working and have scheduled all regular clients as normal.

Messages may take a little longer to reply to while we’re away, but we’ll get back to everyone as soon as we can.

Thanks for supporting our little family business and allowing us to make memories with our girls🩷

31/03/2026

🚨 NEW SERVICE DROP 🚨

After years in the industry… we’ve discovered the REAL secret to a perfect lawn.

It’s not water.
It’s not fertiliser.

It’s ✨ EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ✨

Introducing our Pyramid Premium Grass Growth Program™ 🌱

Our trained technicians will attend your property and:

✔ Speak positive affirmations to your lawn
✔ Provide one-on-one encouragement during growth phases
✔ Play calming nature sounds for root development
✔ Gently reassure struggling patches that they are “doing their best”

💚 Packages available:

🌿 Basic Support Plan – Weekly pep talks
🌿 Growth Accelerator Plan – Daily visits + guided meditation
🌿 Elite Thrive Program – Includes personalised affirmations & moon-cycle alignment

We’ve already seen up to 300% improvement in lawn confidence

Limited spots available – our lawns are THRIVING and word is spreading fast 😌

Message us to secure your spot

23/03/2026

WE’RE HIRING - GARDEN MAINTENANCE

Join a growing local business with consistent work and opportunity to build into a full-time role.

We’re looking for someone who:

✔ is reliable and shows up on time
✔ takes pride in their work
✔ enjoys working outdoors
✔ holds a driver’s licence

The role includes:

• Lawn mowing
• Whipper snipping
• Garden clean-ups
• Pressure washing

What we offer:

• Casual position to start
• Opportunity to grow into full-time
• Supportive, down-to-earth team

📩 Message us with your name, experience, and availability

26/02/2026

If this popped up on your screen… it’s not a coincidence 😉

Your lawn’s been on your to-do list for weeks.
The weeds aren’t getting smaller.
And the heat isn’t getting any kinder in Cairns 🌴

Let Pyramid Property Maintenance take care of it properly.
Clean edges. Fresh finish. No stress.

Message us now and lock in your garden clean-up before our books fill.

Hashtags:

08/02/2026

Jumping on the ChatGPT trend- type in
"Create a caricature of me and my job based on everything you know about me."

This is the end result….

Behind every great man is a woman holding an axe…
…because he likes test her patience 😇🪓

Pyramid Property Maintenance
Family-owned • Fully insured • Cairns locals
Lawns | Pressure washing | Garden clean-ups

07/02/2026

Cairns wet season doing what it does best 🌧️
👉 Comment QUOTE if your yard’s gone feral.

02/02/2026

Nothing more satisfying than a proper pressure clean 💦
Built-up grime, mould and dirt gone, instantly lifting the look of this property.

We also offer solar panel cleaning, which helps:
☀️ Improve efficiency and output
☀️ Reduce dirt, dust and bird droppings
☀️ Extend the life of your system

If your driveway or panels are looking tired, a clean can make a real difference.

📩 Message us for a quote | Cairns & surrounds