23/09/2026
π€£π€£π€£ *JOKE OF THE DAY* ππ₯
*Trouble:* *Where are you?*
*Kimberley:* *At home, love*π
*Trouble:* *Are you sure?*
*Kimberley:* *Yes babe π*
*Trouble:* *Please turn on the microwave!*
*Kimberley:**(Turns on microwave)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* β‘π½οΈ
*Trouble:* *Okay love, goodbye*π
_Next day..._
*Trouble:* *Where are you?*
*Kimberley:* *At home love*π
*Trouble:* *Are you sure?*
*Kimberley:* *Yes!*
*Trouble:* *Turn on the microwave!*
*Kimberley:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* ποΈ
*Trouble:* *Okay love, bye*π
_Another day..._
*Suspicious husband:* *Where are you??*π
*Kimberley:* *At home love*π
*Trouble:* *Are you sure??*
*Kimberley:* *Of course!*
*Trouble:* *Turn on the microwave!!*
*Kimberley:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* β‘π΄
*Trouble:* *Alright my love, bye*π
_Next day..._
*The husband calls using his sonβs phone π*
*Trouble:* *Son, where is your mother?*
*Son:* *I donβt know... she went out with the microwave 3 days ago*πππ€£ππ―