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08/20/2026

🚀 Looking to Grow Your Business Through Referrals?

I’m a member of a new BNI chapter in Tallahassee, and we’re continuing to grow our group of local business professionals who are committed to building strong relationships and generating quality referrals for one another.

We’re currently looking for professionals such as:

• CPA / Accountant

• Electrician

• Plumber

• Hair Stylist

• Lawn Care Professional

• House & Commercial Cleaning

• Painter

• Chiropractor

• Photographer

• Marketing Professional

…and other professions! If you don’t see your industry listed, there’s a good chance we still have an opportunity for you.

If you’re looking to expand your network, build meaningful business relationships, and be part of a chapter that’s growing from the ground up, we’d love to have you visit one of our meetings.

Comment below or send me a message for more information. I’d be happy to answer your questions and let you know if your profession is still available.

🏡 Homeowners: what’s one project around your house that keeps getting pushed to the bottom of the list?It’s funny how th...
08/13/2026

🏡 Homeowners: what’s one project around your house that keeps getting pushed to the bottom of the list?

It’s funny how the little things become part of the house after a while.

A piece of trim that still needs to be finished.
A deck board that needs attention.
A room you’ve wanted to update for two years.
That one project you walk past every day and think, “We really need to take care of that.”

Working in carpentry and home improvements, we see it all the time — and sometimes those smaller unfinished items eventually turn into much bigger projects.

So I’m curious…

What’s the project at your house that you keep saying you’re going to get to?

Ours definitely has a few. 😂

Lumber Lunatics

🪵 KEVIN’S CARPENTER TIP TUESDAYSquare, level, and plumb are three different things, and in carpentry, all three matter.I...
08/11/2026

🪵 KEVIN’S CARPENTER TIP TUESDAY

Square, level, and plumb are three different things, and in carpentry, all three matter.

It’s something most homeowners probably never think about, but a good carpenter is constantly checking all three.

📏 Level means perfectly horizontal.

⬆️ Plumb means perfectly vertical.

📐 Square means two surfaces or lines meet at a true 90-degree angle.

And here’s where experience comes in: the house itself isn’t always any of them.

Walls can be out of plumb. Floors can be out of level. Corners that look square may not actually be square, especially in older homes.

That means installing cabinets, doors, trim, built-ins, or other finish work isn’t always as simple as measuring, cutting, and attaching it. Sometimes the real skill is knowing how to compensate for what’s already there so the finished work looks right, fits right, and functions the way it should.

After 30+ years in carpentry and construction, I can tell you, sometimes the most important measurements are the ones homeowners never see.

Kevin
Lumber Lunatics

📞 954-812-8178

🎉 Happy Birthday, Kevin! 🎉Today we’re celebrating a pretty special guy, the hardworking owner behind Lumber Lunatics and...
08/08/2026

🎉 Happy Birthday, Kevin! 🎉

Today we’re celebrating a pretty special guy, the hardworking owner behind Lumber Lunatics and someone who puts his heart into everything he does.

The same dedication and pride Kevin brings to his craft carries over into everything at home. He works hard, takes care of his family, is always there when we need him, and gives his all to the people and things that matter most.

Please help us wish Kevin a very Happy Birthday! 🥳🎂

We hope your day is filled with family, laughter, happiness, and all the things you enjoy most. You deserve a great one! ❤️🎉

Good Morning ☀️ Your home is one of your biggest investments, and choosing the right team to work on it matters.We’re Lu...
08/06/2026

Good Morning ☀️

Your home is one of your biggest investments, and choosing the right team to work on it matters.

We’re Lumber Lunatics, a family-owned carpentry and home renovation business serving Tallahassee and the surrounding areas.

There’s something special about a father-and-son team working side by side. It’s more than just getting the job done, it’s passing down a craft, taking pride in every detail, and treating every project with the same care and dedication we’d expect in our own home.

With over 30 years of hands-on carpentry and construction experience, we take pride in delivering quality craftsmanship, honest communication, and dependable service.

✅ Family-owned
✅ Owner on every project
✅ Fully insured
✅ 5-Star Google Reviews
✅ Nextdoor Favorite

If you have a project in mind and you’re not sure where to start, we’d be happy to answer your questions and see if we’re the right fit.

🎉 New clients receive 10% OFF their first project (up to $750).

📞 954-812-8178

Thank you for supporting local small businesses,it truly means the world to our family.

🪚 Kevin’s Carpenter TipAfter over 30 years in carpentry and construction, here’s something every homeowner should know…D...
08/04/2026

🪚 Kevin’s Carpenter Tip

After over 30 years in carpentry and construction, here’s something every homeowner should know…

Don’t assume your home is perfectly level, plumb, or square.

Especially in older homes, walls may not be perfectly straight, floors may be slightly out of level, and corners aren’t always a perfect 90 degrees. Homes can experience normal movement over time, and materials like wood naturally expand and contract as moisture levels change.

That’s why experienced carpenters measure what’s actually there instead of assuming everything is perfectly square. Whether it’s trim, cabinetry, built-ins, flooring, stairs, or a custom carpentry project, those small adjustments are what create a clean, professional finish.

It’s often the details you don’t notice that separate an average job from exceptional craftsmanship.

Have a carpentry or home improvement question? Leave it in the comments! We’d love to hear what topic you’d like Kevin to cover in next week’s Carpenter Tip.

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Lumber Lunatics
Over 30 Years of Carpentry & Construction Experience

🪵 Did You Know?Not all pressure-treated lumber is ready to be stained or sealed.One of the biggest misconceptions we hea...
08/02/2026

🪵 Did You Know?

Not all pressure-treated lumber is ready to be stained or sealed.

One of the biggest misconceptions we hear is, “The deck is finished, so it’s ready to stain.” In many cases, that’s actually too soon.

Pressure-treated lumber contains moisture from the treatment process and needs time to dry before it’s stained or sealed. Applying a finish too early can prevent proper absorption, leading to peeling, uneven color, or a finish that doesn’t last as long as it should.

💧 Here’s a simple test:
Place a few drops of water on the wood.

✅ If the water soaks in, it’s generally ready to be stained or sealed.
❌ If the water beads up on the surface, it usually needs more time to dry.

Waiting until the wood is ready helps your stain perform better and protect your investment for years to come.

🪚 Lumber Lunatics

We believe an informed homeowner is a confident homeowner.

Whether you’re planning a carpentry project, home renovation, or just have questions, we’re always happy to help.

📲 Call or Text: 954-812-8178
🌐 Website: lumberlunatics.com

Custom Carpentry & Home Renovations
Fully Insured • Owner on Every Project

💡 Did You Know?Not all cracks in your home are cosmetic.Hairline drywall cracks can be perfectly normal, but if you noti...
07/30/2026

💡 Did You Know?

Not all cracks in your home are cosmetic.

Hairline drywall cracks can be perfectly normal, but if you notice cracks getting wider, doors that suddenly won’t close properly, or gaps opening around your trim, your home could be telling you something.

These changes can be caused by:
🏠 Seasonal movement
💧 Moisture issues
🪵 Wood expansion and contraction
📐 Foundation settlement

The key isn’t to panic—it’s to pay attention.

Catching small problems early is almost always less expensive than waiting until they become major repairs.

At Lumber Lunatics, we believe homeowners make the best decisions when they have the right information.

Quality Carpentry • Home Repairs • Interior & Exterior Projects

📞 954-812-8178 If something around your home doesn’t look right, we’re happy to take a look.

🪚 Carpenter’s Tip TuesdayDon’t compare estimates by price alone.When you’re getting estimates for a home improvement pro...
07/28/2026

🪚 Carpenter’s Tip Tuesday

Don’t compare estimates by price alone.

When you’re getting estimates for a home improvement project, don’t just look at the bottom line. Ask a few important questions first:

✅ What materials are being used?
✅ What’s included—and what isn’t?
✅ Will the owner be involved in the project?
✅ Is the company fully insured?
✅ Is there a workmanship warranty?

The lowest estimate isn’t always the best value, and the highest estimate doesn’t always mean the best quality.

Quality craftsmanship comes down to experience, attention to detail, honest communication, and taking pride in doing the job right.

Whether you choose us or someone else, taking a few extra minutes to ask the right questions can save you time, money, and headaches down the road.

💬 Is there a home improvement topic you’d like us to cover in a future Carpenter’s Tip Tuesday? Let us know in the comments!

👷‍♂️ Family-Owned • Fully Insured • Owner on Every Project

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📞 954-812-8178

🚨 Don’t Wait Until Fall to Start Your Project! 🔨🏡If you’ve been saying, “We need to get that done,” this is your sign.Wh...
07/27/2026

🚨 Don’t Wait Until Fall to Start Your Project! 🔨🏡

If you’ve been saying, “We need to get that done,” this is your sign.

Whether you’re dreaming of a new deck, fence, custom trim, doors, built-ins, or updating your home’s indoor or outdoor living spaces, Lumber Lunatics is here to help.

📅 We’re now booking upcoming projects!

✨ First-Time Clients Save 10% OFF Their First Project (up to $1,000)!

👷‍♂️ Family-Owned Father & Son Team
🔨 Owner on Every Project
⭐ 5-Star Google Reviews
🏡 Favorite on Nextdoor
🛡️ Fully Insured

📞 Call or Text: 954-812-8178
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Ready to check that project off your list? Contact Lumber Lunatics today for your free estimate!

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Tallahassee, FL

Opening Hours

Monday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Tuesday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Thursday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Friday 8:30am - 5:30pm

Telephone

(954)8128178

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