05/30/2026
🌧️ Rain, Rain… Seriously, Go Away 🌧️
Rain, rain, go away,
Sgt. Rock’s got yards to slay!
The mowers are gassed, the trailers packed tight,
But the forecast just killed our Saturday night.
The grass is out here growing wild and free,
Laughing at me like, “Try and catch me!”
It’s knee-high now, it’s practically trees,
And I’m sitting here watching it grow in the breeze.
My customers are texting, “You coming today?”
I’m like, “Ma’am, have you looked outside? No way!”
Noah built an ark — I have a 50in deck,
But even HE would’ve tapped out, what the heck.
So rain, rain, PLEASE go away,
Sgt. Rock’s coming back another day!
And when the sun shines and the ground gets dry,
We’ll mow every lawn under that Tennessee sky! ☀️🌿
