Crap Happens

10/05/2026

Autumn is here, and your yard is beautiful—but those falling leaves could be covering a hidden hazard!

When pet waste gets trapped under autumn leaves, it doesn't just disappear. It ruins your grass, creates strong odors, and breeds bacteria that can wash into the soil.

Before the cold weather sets in and freezes the mess into your lawn, let us handle the dirty work so you don't have to!

Why Homeowners Choose Us:
• ✅ Thorough Leaf-Zone Cleans: We carefully clear waste hidden deep within heavy foliage.
• ✅ Healthier Lawns: Eliminate bacteria, pests, and strong odors before winter.
• ✅ Flexible & Reliable Plans: Choose from weekly, bi-weekly cleanup schedules.
• ✅ 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed: We treat your property with absolute care and respect.

🍂 Fall Special Promotion:
Sign up for a weekly service plan this month and get your First Scoop 50% off ! 🎁

Call now to connect with business.

10/05/2026

💩 Crap Happens... But You Don't Have to Deal With It! 💩

Swipe to see what a major yard rescue looks like! 👉

From messy lawns and gravel beds to a completely clean, p**p-free property.

We don't just skim the surface—we clear out bags and buckets of accumulated waste so you can actually enjoy your outdoor space again without stepping in a "landmine." 🐾❌

What we did here:
• ✅ Cleared heavy waste buildup hidden in dead winter grass
• ✅ Meticulously picked f***s out of rock and gravel landscaping beds
• ✅ Left multiple bags packed up and ready to go

Your yard shouldn't be a hazard zone.
Let us do the dirty work for you!

✨ Spring cleaning? Weekly maintenance? One-time rescue? We handle it all every season of the year.

📲 DM us today or call 570-793-4243 to get your free custom quote and claim your clean yard back!

09/27/2026

your premier solution for professional pet waste removal, dedicated to keeping your yard clean, safe, and enjoyable for the whole family!

Text us today 570-793-4243
Or submit a free request form on our website:
https://brand.site/craphappenspwr

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09/27/2026

Here is why hiring a professional pet waste removal company like ours is one of the best investments you can make for your home:
🦠 It protects your family’s health: Dog waste is classified as an environmental pollutant by the EPA. It is packed with harmful bacteria and parasites like E. coli, Salmonella, and roundworms that can live in your soil for years.
🌱 It saves your lawn: Contrary to popular belief, dog p**p is not fertilizer! Its high nitrogen and acidity content will actually burn and discolor your beautiful green grass.
⏳ It gives you your weekends back: Stop spending your free time playing "find the pile". Let us handle the dirty work so you can spend your days relaxing with your family and pets.
🛡️ No cross-contamination: Our technicians thoroughly sanitize all boots and equipment between every single yard. This ensures we never track germs or diseases from someone else's yard into yours.
🦽 Essential for everyone: Professional scooping provides a vital, safe solution for busy professionals, multi-dog homes, seniors, and individuals with physical limitations or disabilities.

✨ Turn your grey day into a great day! ✨ Enjoy a clean, safe, and fresh-smelling yard all year round.

📲 Ready to cross "scoop p**p" off your to-do list forever? Message us today!

09/24/2026

Calling all pittie lovers 💙
*helping a friend that found him as a stray I am not personally holding this pup*

Brady -7yo

He was dumped more than once from what we’re aware of and had been out running on his own for a month , his Stray hold is up at this time & we are hoping to find him a home before having to resort to the shelter.
(Owner was contacted from Brady’s Microchip but seems to have no interest in taking him back, reading messages but will not respond)

Rabies vx, potty trained, walks well on a leash, Neutered as of 9/22

For his future home : NO cats. Does well with calm/respectful dogs. Unsure about his temperament with younger kids so preferably older kids only in home

Knows sit and shake

*vet reference will be required prior to adoption*

Please like & share to help find this handsome boy his FURever home 💙🐾

09/24/2026

Why choose us?
​Professional, Reliable, & Thorough! We pride ourselves on leaving your yard pristine.
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​Ready to enjoy a cleaner, healthier backyard without the dirty work?
​BOOK NOW:
🌐 Visit us at https://brand.site/craphappenspwr
📞 Text or Call 570-793-4243

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08/20/2026

Request a free quote today !
Submit request form: https://brand.site/craphappenspwr
text us at 570-793-4243
Or send us a DM !

08/12/2026

Crap Happens—So You Don't Have To Deal With It! 🐶
Scoop-Free Living, All Year Long.

​Tired of the endless yard duty? Rain, shine, heat, or snow—Crap Happens is on the job!

We provide reliable, professional pet waste removal through every single season.
​☔ Spring Mud? We're on it.
☀️ Summer Heat? We handle the smell.
🍂 Fall Leaves? We find what's hidden.
❄️ Winter Snow? Yep, we scoop in the freeze, too!

​Give yourself a break and keep your yard spotless 365 days a year.

​📱 Message us today to get on the schedule!

07/25/2026

Before ➡️ After: Deck Reclaimed! 🧼🐾

​Your outdoor living space shouldn't be your dog’s giant litter box. We don't just clean lawns—we clear decks, patios, and dog runs, too!

​Why work with us?
​🗓️ Flexible weekly & bi-weekly schedules
​🔍 Thorough, reliable service (we don't miss a spot!)
​🔒 Gate-locked confirmation for your peace of mind

​Ready for a p**p-free space? Message us now to get on the schedule! 🗓️

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