Kittle Farm landscaping services

08/14/2026

HELP WANTED!

​☀️ W**D EATING fool! (Must Sweat Well With Others)
​Are you tired of sitting inside a freezing office all day? Do you look at a jungle of overgrown w**ds and feel a deep, burning desire to annihilate them with spinning plastic string?
​If so, Kittle Farm needs you.
​We are hiring a dedicated W**d Eater / Lawn Technician to join our crew immediately. We need someone who can tame wild fence lines, lay down razor-sharp edges, and face the summer heat like a absolute legend.

​Job Duties:
​W**d Annihilation: Wield a commercial string trimmer with grace, precision, and zero mercy toward rogue dandelions.

​Line Edging: Turn dull driveway edges into art that will make homeowners weep with joy.

​Debris Eviction: Blow away grass clippings like you’re sweeping the floor of a crime scene.

​Requirements:
​Heat Immunity: Must be able to function in humidity that feels like soup. If you start melting at 85°F, this might not be the gig for you.

​Stamina: Ability to walk miles a day while carrying a vibrating stick of power.

​Reliability: Show up on time. Lawn grass doesn’t stop growing, so neither can we.

​Experience: Bonus points if you’ve handled a commercial trimmer before, but if you’re tough and eager to learn, we can train you.

​Perks:
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​Free Workout: Cancel your gym membership. You’ll burn 3,000 calories a day and get paid for it.

​Free Tan: Farmers tan guaranteed by Day 2.

​Ice-Cold Hydration: Unlimited water

​Great Crew: Work with good people who respect hard work and like to laugh.

​How to Apply:
​Ready to join the crew?
​📲 Call or Text: 423-326-7589
✉️ Email: [email protected]

​Apply today. The grass is growing while you read this!

07/14/2026

06/09/2026

Now Hiring:

W**d Eater Warrior (Outdoorsy Type) – Kittle Farm
​Look, we love Mother Nature, but she’s trying to take over, and the w**ds are getting cocky. Kittle Farm is looking for one brave soul to strap on a string trimmer and help us reclaim our territory.
​If your favorite smell is fresh-cut grass (and 2-stroke fuel), and you consider "working on your tan" a valid job benefit, you’re exactly who we’re looking for.

​The Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It):
​Show the W**ds Who’s Boss: You will be the absolute master of the w**d eater. If it’s green and growing where it shouldn't be (fences, flowerbeds, corners of the universe), you will trim it.

​Embrace the Elements: You’ll be working outside for long periods. You will get hot. You will sweat. You will probably find grass clippings in your socks three days from now.

1. ​Keep the properties Looking Sharp: Help us with general property cleanups so they don't look like we're filming a post-apocalyptic movie.

2.​What We’re Looking For:

​Trimming Talent: You actually know how to run a w**d eater without scalping the lawn or wrapping the line into a chaotic bird's nest.

​Cactus-Like Stamina: You don't melt in the sun. You can handle being on your feet and working outside for hours at a time.

​Showing Up: We need someone who actually shows up when they say they will. (Shocking requirement, we know).

​A Solid Work Ethic: No standing around staring at your phone waiting for the grass to cut itself.

3. The Perks:

​Competitive Pay: We pay you in actual money, not exposure or vegetables.

​Free Gym Membership: Why pay to lift weights when you can get paid to swing a trimmer all day?

​How to Apply:

​If you’re not afraid of a little sweat and you’re ready to vaporize some w**ds, let’s talk.
​📞 Call/Text: 423-326-7589 9am-5pm
📧 Email: [email protected]

05/10/2026

A major shout out to one of my best friends John Honeycutt at hero's pressure washing and lawncare for always being there and making us smile John Honeycutt