07/21/2026
We delete trees from the planet!
You DIY’ers are going to get brownie points with your wife because we don’t take 3 years. We’re fast! As a matter of fact we can chew up an entire tree faster than a crackhead can steal your catalytic converter. That’s right, quicker than Crystal Smeth.
We’re fueled by ni****ne and Little Debbie’s. We can make a honey bun disappear without a pause in production.
Have you ever met someone that loved their job so much they never complain? Me either. We complain all day but you won’t hear of it. We keep it in the machines and on our headsets.
We’re not super heroes. If your tract looks like Samford and Sons , it’s going to look like Samford and Sons minus trees when we’re done. However, we are good at this. We would be even better if you’ve got ice cream.
I bet you never thought you’d find something more satisfying than a gas station pizza!
If we pull up and we’re scratching, I promise we don’t use drugs. We always have poison oak or chiggers OR both. People think mulching prices are high because of diesel. It’s the price of anti-itch ointments and bleach.
If you see us pouring fuel all over machines, it’s been a bad day. Mind your business. We’re retiring. Until then……
Friendly
Honest
Dedicated
Seasoned
Dependable
Professional
If mulching is on your mind, we would like to earn your business!
256-899-7395
