06/22/2026
Spider-Noir is exactly what it says on the tin: a lovely homage to the noir genre, from moody shadows to Dutch angles, hardboiled detectives to femme fatales. It’s an ode to an older, more romantic era of filmmaking, pulling inspiration from everything from Double Indemnity to The Third Man, and avoiding cheap parody as it goes.
Nicholas Cage may be an enigma for the ages, but he’s eerily excellent as the down-on-his-luck P.I. with a secret, and delivers his lines with rapid-fire 1930s irony. Likewise, the supporting cast is roundly excellent and clearly loving the assignment, from Li Jun Li’s deliciously sultry lounge sinner with a past, to Lamorne Morris’ journalist bent on getting at the truth no matter where it takes him. The motley crew of villains range from sleazy to psycho, misunderstood to manic.
And let’s be clear (as I speak in my best Edward G. Robinson voice):
Listen buster, anyone NOT watching this in glorious black-and-white is missing the point, see? Got that, copper? You’re off your rocker!
Highly recommended.