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Meet Wendy—the final spotlight in our Meet the Elsing Team series! 👋Wendy handles customer service, prepares billing inv...
08/12/2026

Meet Wendy—the final spotlight in our Meet the Elsing Team series! 👋

Wendy handles customer service, prepares billing invoices, maintains the inspection list, and somehow discovers problems with the software before the software admits there’s a problem. 😂

If you’ve called the office, received an invoice, or had an inspection kept on track, there’s a good chance Wendy had a hand in it.

She’s one of the people behind the scenes keeping customers informed, inspections organized, and the Elsing office moving forward!

Next up in our Meet the Elsing Team series is Heather! 👋Heather handles billing and keeps the account records straight—w...
08/08/2026

Next up in our Meet the Elsing Team series is Heather! 👋

Heather handles billing and keeps the account records straight—which means she knows exactly what’s coming in, what’s going out, and where every number is supposed to be.

Dave may wrangle the turds, but Heather wrangles the billing. And somehow, she makes it look a whole lot cleaner. 😂

Apparently, Cindy corrects the marketing team, too! 😂Last week, we introduced Cindy as Dave’s sister-in-law. She is actu...
08/05/2026

Apparently, Cindy corrects the marketing team, too! 😂

Last week, we introduced Cindy as Dave’s sister-in-law. She is actually his cousin.

Sorry, Cindy! The marketing team promises to check with the woman handling the records before attempting the Elsing family tree again. 😂
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You’ve met Dave, the Turd Wrangler. Now meet Cindy—Dave’s sister-in-law, the woman who gave him the nickname, and the on...
07/30/2026

You’ve met Dave, the Turd Wrangler. Now meet Cindy—Dave’s sister-in-law, the woman who gave him the nickname, and the one keeping the Elsing office and accounting straight. 😂

While Dave is out wrangling septic systems, Cindy is behind the scenes wrangling the paperwork, balancing the books—and keeping Dave’s cowboy hat from getting too big. 🤠💩

Around here, Dave Says… and Cindy Corrects Him. Usually with a joke of her own.

We have a feeling you’ll be hearing a lot more from these two!

Cindy has a special nickname for Dave:The Turd Wrangler. 🤠💩Most people might be offended. Dave apparently took it as a j...
07/27/2026

Cindy has a special nickname for Dave:

The Turd Wrangler. 🤠💩

Most people might be offended. Dave apparently took it as a job title.

So he grabbed his cowboy hat, climbed aboard the Elsing septic truck, and started practicing his lasso skills. Because when you’ve spent this many years working with septic systems, eventually you stop fighting the nickname and just ride with it.

: It’s a dirty job—but somebody has to wrangle ’em.

Need your septic system handled by someone who knows his…stuff? Give Elsing Septic Service a call at 608-635-2835.
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Aunt Linda bought the wipes.The package said flushable, so naturally, she believed it. Now the toilet is gurgling, the p...
07/25/2026

Aunt Linda bought the wipes.
The package said flushable, so naturally, she believed it. Now the toilet is gurgling, the plumbing is backing up, and the septic tank has hired an attorney.

Here’s the truth: many wipes don’t break down like toilet paper—even when the package claims they’re flushable. They can collect inside pipes and create clogs your septic system definitely didn’t request.

: Flushable and should be flushed are two very different things. If it isn’t toilet paper, put it in the trash. 😂

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Remember Uncle Mike from the pool party? The one who brought the cooler?Well, apparently carrying it from the driveway w...
07/21/2026

Remember Uncle Mike from the pool party? The one who brought the cooler?

Well, apparently carrying it from the driveway was too much like exercise.🙄

So Uncle Mike loaded the cooler, lawn chairs, co****le boards, and three kids onto the UTV and drove everything around back. When Aunt Linda yelled that the burgers were ready, he took the fastest route—which happened to be straight across the drain field.

UTVs may be smaller than trucks, but their weight can still compact the soil and damage the septic pipes underneath.
: The drain field is not Uncle Mike’s personal shortcut to the pasta salad. Park the UTV and make him walk. 😂

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Remember Uncle Mike from the pool party? The one who brought the cooler?Well, apparently carrying it from the driveway w...
07/21/2026

Remember Uncle Mike from the pool party? The one who brought the cooler?

Well, apparently carrying it from the driveway was too much like exercise.

So Uncle Mike loaded the cooler, lawn chairs, co****le boards, and three kids onto the UTV and drove everything around back. When Aunt Linda yelled that the burgers were ready, he took the fastest route—which happened to be straight across the drain field.

UTVs may be smaller than trucks, but their weight can still compact the soil and damage the septic pipes underneath.
: The drain field is not Uncle Mike’s personal shortcut to the pasta salad. Park the UTV and make him walk. 😂
https://www.elsingsepticservices.com/tips-and-advice

Karen cleaned out the refrigerator.Leftover spaghetti? Down the disposal.Potato peels? Down the disposal.Last Tuesday’s ...
07/17/2026

Karen cleaned out the refrigerator.

Leftover spaghetti? Down the disposal.
Potato peels? Down the disposal.
Last Tuesday’s mystery casserole? She didn’t ask questions—she just sent it.

Now the garbage disposal feels accomplished, but the septic tank is sitting outside wondering why Karen hates it.

A garbage disposal may grind food into smaller pieces, but it doesn’t make that food disappear. All those scraps still enter your septic system, adding solids and potentially filling the tank faster.

: If you wouldn’t drink it through a straw, don’t send it down the drain. 😂
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Scrape the plates into the trash and let your septic system enjoy a lighter dinner.

The Great Toilet Paper DebateEvery family has one.The person who goes into the bathroom with a brand-new roll of toilet ...
07/14/2026

The Great Toilet Paper Debate

Every family has one.

The person who goes into the bathroom with a brand-new roll of toilet paper…and somehow leaves behind an empty cardboard tube.

We’re not naming names, but Cousin Tammy has been in there for 20 minutes, the toilet is making a noise it has never made before, and Mike is standing outside wondering whether he should grab the plunger or call in backup.

Even “septic-safe” toilet paper can cause trouble when someone uses enough to wrap a small Christmas present.

Use what you need—but your septic tank does not need the whole roll delivered at once.
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: If you can’t see your hand through it, you probably don’t need six feet of it. 😂

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