05/28/2026
This is Rip, and he runs a tight security operation. 🐾
UPS? Suspicious.
FedEx? Suspicious.
Window washers? Suspicious.
Rip takes his guard dog duties seriously and makes sure every visitor is properly announced, evaluated, and judged accordingly.
However, there does appear to be one weakness in his otherwise flawless security system: treats.
Once treats are involved, negotiations become much easier.
Strong bark.
Strong standards.
Strong snack policy.