Precision Well & Septic LLC

08/29/2026

Here at Precision we take workplace blue collar camaraderie very seriously. What is your favorite job site saying? Give us our next idea and get a free tshirt!

08/28/2026

Precision wants to congratulate Jaylee Lighthill and the entire Lighthill family for Jaylees success at the Henry county fair and thank you for letting Precision Well and Septic be a purchaser of your hog at the auction. Rumor has it, anyone sending Precision an add-on letter gets an automatic donation 😉😉

08/26/2026

RIP Dolly!

07/30/2026

It's almost fair season! For the entire month of August we will be offering 10% off all septic tank pumping services for all participating fair board members, 4H members families, and anyone else directly involved in making our area's county fairs possible! Call us today to get scheduled! 419-966-6321

07/22/2026

Believe it or not, Simon really does enjoy digging for me! 🤣

07/04/2026

06/21/2026

Precision Well and Septic would to extend a huge thank you to the Maumee Valley Pullers and OSTPA for letting us sponsor the SMFWD class for Friday's pull at Wauseon. And more importantly, Happy Father's Day to all the hardworking dads out there. Like I've said before, after spending the majority of 10 years on the road traveling for work this company has given me the ability to be home every night and be a dad again and I'm so thankful for that

06/04/2026

Good morning Northwest Ohio! Today we are starting our day in Wauseon, then off to Ottawa, next is Antwerp and if time allows we will end our day in Liberty Center!

05/12/2026

“So God Created a Turd Pumper”

And on the 8th day…
God looked down on His planned paradise and said,
“Folks are gonna eat chili dogs at county fairs, install garbage disposals they shouldn’t, and flush things that absolutely ain’t flushable…”

So God created a turd pumper.

God said,
“I need somebody willing to get outta bed at 2:13 in the morning because somebody’s basement toilet is bubbling like a Yellowstone geyser.”

So God created a turd pumper.

I need somebody tough enough to wrestle frozen hoses in January…
Yet gentle enough to explain to a homeowner why six pounds of “flushable” wipes turned their septic tank into concrete soup.

So God created a turd pumper.

God said,
“I need somebody who can back a 3-axle vacuum truck down a muddy driveway… in reverse…
between a propane tank, a swing set, and a woman screaming ‘DON’T HIT MY PETUNIAS!’”

So God created a turd pumper.

Somebody who can eat a gas station cheeseburger at noon…
Then open a septic lid at 12:15 and somehow keep that cheeseburger where it belongs.

So God created a turd pumper.

I need somebody who understands pumps, plumbing, soil types, hydraulics, and diesel engines…
But can still explain a baffle filter using only hand gestures and the phrase:
“Welp… there’s your problem.”

So God created a turd pumper.

God said,
“I need a man who’ll work 14 hours in July heat…
Smelling things the human nose was never designed to smell…
Then come home and somehow still eat supper.”

So God created a turd pumper.

I need somebody who knows the exact sound a full tank makes…
Who can diagnose trouble by the color of water in a ditch…
And who ain’t afraid to stick a shovel where nobody else would even stick a boot.

So God created a turd pumper.

And God said,
“When civilization forgets how important sanitation is…
When everybody wants clean bathrooms but nobody wants the job…
I need a few men willing to do work that matters more than anybody admits.”

So God created a turd pumper.

Because when the pipes back up…
And the toilet won’t flush…
And panic spreads through the household faster than Taco Tuesday regret…
There’s one man rolling down the road in a shiny vacuum truck…
Monster in one hand.
Rubber gloves in the other.
Smelling faintly of diesel fuel and poor decisions.
And that…
is a turd pumper.
Good day.