Patriot Stump & Land

08/05/2026

Active utilities near a tree stump doesn’t mean you cannot remove it. It means you must do so safely and legally.

An “811” utility locate is a free service in Alabama. Pair that with Patriot Stump & Land who is licensed/insured and voila…your stump can be gone! 334-313-2922

08/03/2026

08/01/2026

It is satisfying…334-313-2922

07/31/2026

Another one bites the dust…

07/31/2026

Rental properties can provide even less income if you’re paying for a new roof. 😀

Before and afters of a recent dead tree removal and stump grinding project. Protect your investment and give us a call! 334-313-2922

07/02/2026

It’s been super hot lately….but the grind doesn’t stop. 💪 This client selected the chip removal option and was glad he did…a lot of chips on this one!

06/13/2026

***LOCAL STUMP GRINDER ARRESTED***

After a years-long investigation involving the CIA, FBI, Department of Homeland Security, Alabama Law Enforcement Agency, multiple local law enforcement agencies, as well as river region neighborhood watch and HOA organizations, authorities have finally arrested “Mike”, owner of Patriot Stump & Land.

Investigators allege that Mike Allen has been operating an illicit stump grinding operation throughout Central Alabama. The charges include being fully licensed and insured, offering fair and affordable pricing, showing up when he says he will, and providing excellent service. Authorities also claim he has repeatedly left customers with clean yards and no complaints.

When asked for comment, officials stated, “We could not let this level of superior service to continue unchecked…he had to be stopped”.

Mike is considered armed with heavy equipment and extremely dangerous to unwanted tree stumps. If you spot a stump in your neighborhood, call immediately for a free estimate at 334-313-2922.