Arbor Assassin LLC

04/16/2025

10/01/2024

Forget Pesto and Moo Deng, we’re encountering a truck showdown in their natural habitat.

09/06/2024

“Maybe six(ty) feet ain’t so far down”
-Creed
- Jason

06/29/2024

I've heard people say that tree work is quick and easy money.
Lol tell that to my insurance policy.

04/06/2024

My stumps. My lovely lady stumps.

02/27/2024

I’d definitely prefer being inside eating of the many delicious steaks at Old Trail Tavern, but that steak ain’t gonna pay for itself.

01/20/2024

Through wind and sleet and snow. Even on a snow day, we still have equipment that needs to be maintained. This piece of equipment can lift a Ford Ta**us or a white rhino when it’s running. So if anyone needs a White Rhino moved, hit us up.

12/06/2023

Let’s be honest, tree work is really all about the views.

11/30/2023

Here at Arbor Assassin, we’re taking some time to reflect this holiday season.

04/20/2023

A tree fell on the power line at our home today which brought the power line to the forest floor sparking a fire. An acre and a half of our woodlands burnt off. The tree was scheduled to be taken down, but fell before the crews ever arrived. If there’s a tree that threatens personal property, don’t wait. Let us be your example.

02/01/2023

I’ve got 99 problems but this tree ain’t one.

Check out the rigging here. The limb to the left is tied in to swing right and away from the house when it’s cut. It’s complicated work, but someone has to do it.

11/16/2022