02/27/2026
🚨 TERMINIX PRIUS DOWN – THE ROACH RESISTANCE WON IN 2024 🚨
Behold… Exhibit A.
This poor green-and-white Toyota Prius (Terminix fleet vehicle) hasn’t moved since late 2024. Not a single mile.
Why? Because the cockroaches finally said **ENOUGH**.
They were tired of watching their cousins, siblings, and that one annoying uncle get fogged, sprayed, and stomped in the name of spotless kitchens. So one night in 2024, a squad of them pulled off the heist of the century:
They swarmed the cracked window, yoinked the key fob right out of the cup holder and vanished into the walls with their prize.
Fast-forward TWO FULL YEARS (yep, it's 2026 now)… this Prius is still sitting exactly where they left it. Covered in more dust than actual bugs. The service guy shows up every few months, stares at it and shakes his head.
The roaches? Probably living their best life in the break room walls, passing the fob around like a trophy. "Remember when we stopped the genocide machine? Good times." 🪳