Covenant Lawn Care LLC

06/24/2026

Week Two: Your Lawn’s Doing Great — Now Don’t Screw It Up (The Maintenance Blueprint)

So you nailed Round 2 last week. Your w**d control is down. Your fertilizer's in the ground....

https://covenantlawncaremn.com/2026/06/24/week-two-your-lawns-doing-great-now-dont-screw-it-up-the-maintenance-blueprint/

06/17/2026

Your Lawn Is Waking Up — And So Are the W**ds (Let’s Talk About It)

It's finally happening, Minnesota. The snow is gone, the birds are back, the trees are budding, and your lawn is starting to shake off its six-month hibernation....

https://covenantlawncaremn.com/2026/06/17/your-lawn-is-waking-up-and-so-are-the-w**ds-lets-talk-about-it/

05/11/2026

Some customers don’t want us to use our big zero turns, so we either push mow or use the Hustler Surfer Pro. This machine is light weight, quick, and fits into small backyards just like a push mower. 10/10 recommend.

Hustler Turf

05/09/2026

Some people go to therapy. I bought a mower and learned to stripe. 😂🌿

Listen — there is no feeling on earth quite like looking back at a freshly striped lawn and knowing YOU did that. It’s part discipline, part art, and honestly part obsession at this point. We don’t apologize for it. 🫡

The neighbors slow down when they drive past. The kids point. The guy across the street pretends not to notice but he’s noticed. He’s always noticed. 😄

This is what happens when a veteran gets a zero turn and too much pride. 💪

Clean stripes. Tight edges. Zero excuses.
That’s Covenant Lawn Care. 🌿

Want your yard looking like a baseball outfield? 👇

📞 Mike: 320-330-9015 | Joe: 952-210-8425
🌐 covenantlawncaremn.com

05/06/2026

05/06/2026

UPDATE: The Motherlode has been defeated. 🫡☠️

If you saw our last post — Joe found ground zero for every Creeping Charlie invasion in the neighborhood. It was not pretty. 😳

Well. We have an update.

It’s all dead. Brown. Gone. Eliminated with extreme prejudice and absolutely zero mercy. 😂🙏

Joe is somewhere right now with a very satisfied look on his face and we are not going to bother him. The man earned it. 🫡

This is what Covenant Lawn Care does — we show up, we handle it, and we don’t stop until the job is done. ☠️

The Creeping Charlie never stood a chance. Amen. 🙏😂

⚠️ Still seeing Creeping Charlie in YOUR yard? Don’t wait. It spreads fast and it does not stop on its own. We know where it hides now. 😄

📞 Mike: 320-330-9015 | Joe: 952-210-8425

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**dControl **dKiller

05/02/2026

Joe has been on a mission. 🫡

For weeks he’s been tracking, spraying, and hunting Creeping Charlie across yards in the area like it personally offended him. (It did. Don’t ask.)

And then yesterday… he found it. 😳

THE MOTHERLODE. THE HIVE.

Ground zero for every Creeping Charlie invasion in the neighborhood. 👀☠️

The look on Joe’s face when he found it was somewhere between a veteran on a mission and a man who just found his purpose in life. 😂🙏

We don’t negotiate with w**ds. We showed up, we sprayed, and we handled it. That’s the Covenant way. 🫡

⚠️ WARNING: Creeping Charlie spreads FAST and it does NOT stop on its own. If you’re seeing it creep into your yard from a neighbor or tree line — call us NOW before it takes over completely.

Don’t let your yard become the next Motherlode. 😂🌿

📞 Mike: 320-330-9015 | Joe: 952-210-8425
🌐 covenantlawncaremn.com

05/02/2026

Let’s talk about what Mike and Joe over at Covenant Lawn Care can actually do for your yard. 🌿🫡

🔨 Lawn Renovation
Your lawn isn’t dead. It’s just given up. We specialize in resurrection. 🙏 In a few months your neighbors are going to be very confused and slightly jealous. That’s the goal. 😄

☠️ W**d Control
W**ds moved in without paying rent. Joe takes that personally. We don’t negotiate, we don’t compromise, and we apply w**d killer with what can only be described as spiritual conviction. 😂🙏

🌱 Fertilization
Your lawn is hungry and it shows. 😬 We’ve got a fertilization program that turns sad, pale, struggling grass into the thick green lawn you actually deserve. Think of it as a meal plan for your yard.

🌾 Overseeding
Thin patchy grass is basically your lawn asking for help out loud. We fill in the bare spots, thicken everything up, and set your lawn up to come in lush and green. Give it a season and you won’t recognize your own yard. That’s a promise. 🙏

🚜 Mowing
We show up. We mow. We make it look incredible. Then we do it again. Revolutionary concept, we know. 😂 Clean stripes, tight edges, no excuses — just a crew that takes your lawn more seriously than most people take their actual jobs. 🫡

Veteran-owned. Christian. Family-run. And apparently very passionate about grass. 💪🌿

Whatever your lawn needs — we’ve got you covered. Let’s talk. 👇

📞 Mike: 320-330-9015 | Joe: 952-210-8425

🌐 covenantlawncaremn.com

05/02/2026

Joe has been on a mission. 🫡

For weeks he’s been tracking, spraying, and hunting Creeping Charlie across yards in the area like it personally offended him. (It did. Don’t ask.)

And then yesterday… he found it. 😳
THE MOTHERLODE. THE HIVE. Ground zero for every Creeping Charlie invasion in the neighborhood. 👀☠️

The look on Joe’s face when he found it was somewhere between a veteran on a mission and a man who just found his purpose in life. 😂🙏

We don’t negotiate with w**ds. We showed up, we sprayed, and we handled it. That’s the Covenant way. 🫡

⚠️ WARNING: Creeping Charlie spreads FAST and it does NOT stop on its own. If you’re seeing it creep into your yard from a neighbor or tree line — call us NOW before it takes over completely.

Don’t let your yard become the next Motherlode. 😂🌿

📞 Mike: 320-330-9015 | Joe: 952-210-8425
🌐 covenantlawncaremn.com

**dControl **dKiller

05/01/2026

This is what a year and a half of patience looks like. 🌿😍

About 18 months ago this lawn was a project. Today Mike is literally SURFING it. 🏄‍♂️😂

That’s right — we put in the work, the seed, the fertilizer, and apparently the lawn got so good it turned into a wave.

The Hustler Turf Surfer Pro agrees. 🫡

Lawn renovations aren’t instant — but when they come in? They come in LUSH. This is why we love what we do.

Thinking your lawn needs a full renovation this season? Let’s talk. In 18 months YOU could be surfing your yard too. 🏄‍🌿😂

Veteran-owned. Christian. Family-run. And apparently professional lawn surfers now. 🫡

📞 Mike: 320-330-9015 | Joe: 952-210-8425
🌐 covenantlawncaremn.com