Rock Solid Tree Service

09/14/2026

Gonna go ahead and throw this out there for the general population as a friendly psa. We will not be conducting business with ANY first time client ever, without meeting or discussing in person. There is no absolute care on this earth as to how busy you think you are and the world revolves around you. The owner and salesman of this business is beyond happy to make worksite accommodations on your schedule. Also if you really think you’re finding a legit tree guy/arborist to come out and do this work without at least getting a phone call from you then best of wishes.

07/03/2026

Just a small look into our orchard development contract. When walking through to do the worksite assessment in most spaces we couldn’t see the ground. This is a touch over two acres of forestry mulching and standard clearing. Over 100 trees total removed, at least 60 of them by means of climbing ascent to preserve under stories. Additionally we have also established an after care plan for this client, as is usually needed for our land management clients.

02/01/2026

Sometimes less is more and more is less people.

A quiet joke with a sharp message 🌳
They cut the obvious branches…
but missed the one that truly matters.
Lion Tailing isn’t just bad pruning it weakens the tree, invites damage, and shortens its life.
Sometimes what you leave behind is more important than what you cut.

01/29/2026

Rain, shine or snow, the show goes on.

01/10/2026

Turns out stump grinding isn’t fun in the rain.

11/06/2025

The beard makes me do weird stuff with my tongue. Dunno what else to say.

10/18/2025

Paint me like one of your French wh**es.