H.edge G.roomers

07/04/2026

The First Customer of the Relaunch....
was served yesterday, this was a US Veteran, on the day before American Independence Day... also my birthday, marking this business as a real revenue generating enterprise.
You better believe I gave them a CRAZY DEAL.
(First 2 pics : Before - Last 2 pics : After)

It was an honor to have Vet for my 1st customer and give them a crazy deal, yesterday of all days.
- J♠

06/29/2026

06/26/2026

I am out here pruning prices and giving crazy deals to get this business rolling....
Get the crazy deals before I reach 20 deals.....
Prices go up once 20 deals are made.

06/26/2026

High Quality Hedge Grooming for Stately Hedges.
These are the Results of H.G. services.

06/26/2026

This is a Catholic Christian Wonder Business that will train employees with an Apprenticeship and give them a Guild, and use Pay For Performance.
We also give preference to American Citizens.
That is better than a union workplace.

The HGHG will eventually train employees in an Apprenticeship and function as a true Horticultural Guild.

06/26/2026

Support American Bootstrap Entrepreneurs.

Entreprenuers Association for Bootstrap Founders (not controlled by venture capital or hedge funds)
Revitalizing American Entrepreneurship and Entrepreneurial Ownership Opposing stakeholderism and ESG.
Rebirthing the Titans of Industry for a new Gilded Age while protecting social upward mobility of all Americans via Entrepreneurial Merit and Success.

06/26/2026

Support American Independent Businesses.

Trade Network for American Owned Independent Businesses.(not controlled by foreign interests or major corporations or hedge funds).
Opposing stakeholderism and ESG.
Revitalizing the American Economy and protecting American Ownership.

06/26/2026

If you have a no soliciting sign, you're Not America First you are UK and Japan First.
Take that stupid sign down and support American Entrepreneurs.
🇺🇸🦅🤵‍♂️👨‍🍳👨‍🌾👷👨‍🌾👩‍🌾

06/26/2026

Until this business is out of startup phase and is generating .5Musd annually, all both residential and commercial who do NOT have a no soliciting sign receive an automatic 5% discount on their initial service if no other discounts are combined, this becomes an automatic 10%. Conversely, anyone residential or commercial who does have one of those anti-entrepreneurial signs is ineligible for any discounts with the only exception being for US military and PMC Combat veterans and Blood Relatives of the Founder.

This pricing system is in direct response to the detrimental effects of these businesses on startup Enterprises growth, including this Enterprise.
We make zero apologies.
Support startups and American Industry or pay the pri¢e$.

06/26/2026

Not your typical Entrepreneurial Challenge....
- J♠⚜️
Lord of the Royal Hedge Groomers.