Colorado Bin Squatch

10/15/2026

South Denver Metro — the Binsquatch is gearing up and we're almost ready to hunt down your stinky bins! We officially start cleaning October 20th.

Hot water. High-pressure. Wastewater reclaimed right on-site. We bring the cleaning power straight to your curb.

Monthly service starting at just $30 for 2 bins. No contracts. Cancel anytime.

Sign up now: coloradobinsquatch.com
Call us: 720-436-6036

Veteran-owned and operated, proudly serving South Denver Metro.

10/13/2026

🫈Colorado Bin Squatch starts cleaning October 20th! Hunting down stinky bins, wherever they hide, all across South Denver Metro.

💲 Simple pricing, no contracts, cancel anytime:
• Monthly Monster: $30 for 2 bins
• Seasonal Hunt (quarterly): $45 for 2 bins
• One-Time Purge (deep clean): $90 for 2 bins
• Extra bins: just $10 each

♻️ Eco-friendly, wastewater-reclaiming cleaning. Friendly, reliable service. No mess left behind.

🇺🇸 Veteran owned & operated.

📲 Book now: www.ColoradoBinSquatch.com | 720-436-6036

10/10/2026

10/09/2026

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**Hunting Down Stinky Bins, Wherever They Hide.** 🫈🗑️

Monthly Monster: $30, includes 2 bins
Seasonal Hunt: $45, includes 2 bins
One-Time Purge: $90, includes 2 bins
Each additional bin: $10

One job, one price. No surprises.

No contracts. Cancel anytime.
www.ColoradoBinSquatch.com

10/08/2026

This is the trailer we've ordered! We'll be picking this up next week in Miami FL!

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10/08/2026

🫈 ONE LEGEND RISES... AND HE SMELLS AMAZING 🫈
Ladies and gentlemen, Colorado's most decorated bin-hunting cryptid has arrived. Veteran-owned. Fully weaponized with a pressure washer. Zero chill when it comes to grime. 💦
Your trash cans have been living their best (worst) life out there — crusty, stinky, attracting every fly in the county. Not anymore. Colorado Bin Squatch is coming for them. 🫈
✅ Sanitized
✅ Deodorized
✅ Squatch-approved
🚫 No mercy for grime
He's not hiding in the woods anymore — he's hiding behind YOUR house, waiting to make your bins smell like victory instead of last week's leftovers. 🫈
Book your bin wash before he finds you first.
📞 720-436-6036
🌐 www.coloradobinsquatch.com
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10/07/2026

2 days left to lock in your Founders Sale pricing for 5 FULL YEARS.

The Binsquatch has been tracking down the best bin cleaning deal in Colorado, and it disappears on October 8th. Monthly service starting at just $15/bin, locked in for five years. That means cleaner bins, zero stink, and a rate your future self will seriously thank you for.

Don't let this one get away from you. Sign up before the clock runs out!

Visit us at https://coloradobinsquatch.com/ or give us a call at 720-436-6036. South Denver Metro, veteran owned and operated.

10/04/2026

Hey South Denver — just a friendly heads up from the Binsquatch: you've got 4 days left to lock in Founders Sale pricing. After October 8th, it's gone for good.

Here's what you're locking in for 5 FULL YEARS:
Monthly service: $15/bin
Quarterly service: $17.50/bin
One-time clean: $45/bin
(2-bin minimum, and every extra bin after that is just $10)

We're talking a veteran-owned service powered by a zero-emission GMC Hummer EV, blasting bins with 2,500 PSI of water heated to over 200°F. Your cans will smell like they just came off a showroom floor.

Don't sleep on this one. Sign up at coloradobinsquatch.com or give us a call at 720-436-6036 before October 8th!

10/02/2026

Squatch Hunts Stinky Colorado Bins 🫈🗑

Stinky trash bins, meet your match. 🫈💦

Colorado Bin Squatch is hunting down stinky bins across the South Denver Metro. Our Marine-style Squatch and his pressure-washing trailer blast away grime, germs, and odors, so you don't have to.

✅ Hot-water pressure washing, with wastewater reclaimed
✅ Fresh scent after every clean
✅ Monthly, quarterly, or one-time deep clean plans
✅ No contracts. Cancel anytime.
✅ Veteran owned & operated, licensed and insured

📍 Serving Highlands Ranch, Littleton, Castle Rock, Castle Pines, Parker, Lone Tree, Centennial & Lakewood

📞 720-436-6036
📧 [email protected]

🌐 www.ColoradoBinSquatch.com

Hunting Down Stinky Bins, Wherever They Hide!

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