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There is no clean translation for fixin' to. 🤠 It is not the same as going to, and it is absolutely not the same as abou...
10/14/2026

There is no clean translation for fixin' to. 🤠 It is not the same as going to, and it is absolutely not the same as about to.

Fixin' to is a condition a person enters. It means the decision has been made, the intention is sincere, and the action has not begun and might not begin for a good while yet. I'm fixin' to mow can mean the mower is already running, or it can mean sometime before dark, and everyone in the conversation knows which one it is without having to ask a single follow up question.

Linguists treat it as a real grammatical marker rather than slang, and it comes from an older sense of the word fix that meant to prepare or set in order. That meaning faded out almost everywhere else in English and quietly stayed put down here, where it got promoted to full time work. 🌾 Entire Saturday afternoons have been organized around somebody being fixin' to.

The honest truth is that fixin' to buys a person time without technically telling a lie, which makes it the two most useful words in the Texas language.

The team gets the lights on Friday. The band got to that field first. 🎺Rehearsal starts before school, in the dark, on g...
10/14/2026

The team gets the lights on Friday. The band got to that field first. 🎺

Rehearsal starts before school, in the dark, on grass so heavy with dew that the entire drill line walks off it with soaked shoes and cold hands. Nobody is watching. There is a folding podium at the sideline, a cone to mark a spot, and a director counting out the same sixteen measures for the ninth time because the form still is not clean.

What people outside Texas tend not to realize is that marching band here has a real competitive season with judges and rankings, from region contest on up through area and state. Hundreds of bands spend an entire fall on one show, eight or so minutes of music and movement, polished count by count. The big programs travel with trailers of equipment and a crew of parents who know how to load them. 🥁

Then on Friday they perform the whole thing at halftime for a crowd that mostly came for football, and nobody in the stands has any idea how many sunrises are inside those eight minutes. There are Texans in their sixties who can still hum their senior year show straight through, which tells you what those cold mornings were actually worth.

10/14/2026

There is a word sitting in the English dictionary that is actually a Texas rancher's last name. 🤠

Samuel Maverick ran cattle down near Matagorda Bay in the 1840s, and branding was just never something he got around to. His calves drifted out onto the open range wearing nobody's mark at all, and the neighbors got in the habit of pointing at an unbranded animal and calling it a maverick. It was half a description and half a complaint. 🐂

Then the trail drives started up, and Texas cowhands carried that word north with the herds. It reached Kansas, and Chicago, and eventually people who had never laid eyes on a longhorn in their lives. Somewhere along the way it quit meaning a stray calf and started meaning a person who will not be claimed, will not be fenced, and will not be told. 💛

One Texan who would not keep up with his paperwork, and now the whole language has a word for going your own way. That feels about right. What is the most Texan word you use that folks from somewhere else always have to ask you about?

Every evening from spring into fall, something comes out from under a bridge in downtown Austin that would be front page...
10/14/2026

Every evening from spring into fall, something comes out from under a bridge in downtown Austin that would be front page news almost anywhere else. 🦇

Somewhere around a million and a half Mexican free tailed bats live in the narrow expansion joints under the Congress Avenue bridge, which makes it one of the largest urban bat colonies on the planet. Nobody invited them. When the bridge was rebuilt around 1980, the new design happened to leave crevices that were almost exactly the right width, dark and warm, and the bats found them on their own and simply moved in.

The city was not thrilled at first. There was real talk about getting rid of them. Then people did the arithmetic on what a colony that size eats in one summer night, which runs into thousands of pounds of insects, moths that go after crops included. 🌆 Now a crowd gathers on the bridge railing at sunset just to watch the column pour out over the water.

A city that once wanted them gone now puts them on the visitor guides, which might be the most Austin sequence of events ever recorded.

Open an old Texas family Bible and the first thing you find is usually not scripture. 📖 It is a ledger.Those ruled pages...
10/14/2026

Open an old Texas family Bible and the first thing you find is usually not scripture. 📖 It is a ledger.

Those ruled pages in the front were where the births, the marriages and the deaths got written down, and for a long stretch of this state's history they were the only record that existed anywhere. Out in the country a baby was born at home, and the entry got made by whoever in the house had the steadiest hand that week. Those pages were taken seriously as evidence of a person's age and family long after the courthouses started keeping their own books.

You can read the whole history of a family in the handwriting without understanding a single word of it. The ink changes color. The hand changes. The letters get shakier down the page and then stop, and the next few lines are in somebody younger's writing, which means the person who kept the record had become one of the entries. ✝️

In a lot of Texas houses that Bible sits in a closet and almost nobody opens it, and it is still the only place on earth where some of those names are written down.

Set a plate down under Central Texas barbecue and you have already picked a side. 🔥 Out here the paper is the plate.And ...
10/14/2026

Set a plate down under Central Texas barbecue and you have already picked a side. 🔥 Out here the paper is the plate.

And right there on the paper, next to beef that somebody tended for fourteen hours, sit two slices of the plainest white bread in America. Not a bun. Not sourdough. The soft kind out of a plastic bag that compresses to nothing if you look at it hard. It is not on there to be good. It is on there to catch the grease, carry the burnt ends and keep the peace at a crowded table.

The real argument in this state was never brisket against ribs. It is the old meat market tradition, where a butcher sold smoked beef by the pound with crackers, raw onion and no sauce whatsoever, against everybody who believes a proper plate comes with sides, sauce, a fork and a napkin that is not also the tablecloth. 🧅 Pick your side and somebody at your own family reunion is on the other one.

The forks are sitting right there in the cup. Nobody in Texas is going to make you use one.

The boots tell you everything. 🚒 In a fire station the turnout pants get left standing upright with the boots still insi...
10/14/2026

The boots tell you everything. 🚒 In a fire station the turnout pants get left standing upright with the boots still inside them and the legs rolled down into a ring, so that whoever gets there first can step in and come up dressed in about ten seconds.

Most of the fire departments in this state are volunteer. Which means the person stepping into those boots walked away from a dinner table, a ball game, a birthday party or a dead sleep to do it, and was not paid a dollar for the trouble. In a lot of towns they helped pay for the gear too.

Rural calls are not quick, either. The grass fire is nine miles out on a county road. The wreck is on a dark highway with no streetlights and no cell signal. The nearest help is a town over and may be rolling out of a station exactly like this one. ⚒️ So when a bay sits empty like this in the middle of the night, it means somebody's evening got interrupted and nobody in the crew thought twice about it.

There are whole communities in Texas that still exist in their current shape because twenty five people answer a pager for free.

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The official dish of Texas was invented by women nobody ever bothered to write down. 🌶️

Back in the 1880s, the sun would go down on San Antonio's Military Plaza and the tables would come out. Charcoal fires, big heavy pots, lanterns strung up over the whole thing. The women who ran them were called the Chili Queens, and for about a nickel you got a bowl of chili con carne and a guitar playing somewhere behind your shoulder. Cowhands ate there. Soldiers ate there. So did anybody who climbed down off a wagon hungry with a coin in his pocket. 🔥

Word traveled. In 1893 a San Antonio chili stand set up at the world's fair in Chicago, and the rest of the country finally found out what Texas already knew. Then in 1937 the health inspectors came through and cleared the plaza tables out, and that was the end of it. Texas made chili con carne the official state dish in 1977, and not one of those women got her name on the paperwork. 💛

Somewhere in this state there is still a pot of chili that tastes the way that plaza did, cooked by somebody's grandmother who never measured a thing in her life. I would love to hear about her.

Somewhere out between the farm and the market, Texas came up with a traffic rule that is not actually a rule. 🛣️On a two...
10/14/2026

Somewhere out between the farm and the market, Texas came up with a traffic rule that is not actually a rule. 🛣️

On a two lane country road, when somebody comes up behind you moving faster than you care to move, you drift a wheel or two onto the shoulder and let them by. They lift two fingers off the top of the steering wheel as they pass. Nobody slowed down, nobody got irritated, nothing got reported to anybody. In most of the country this would make people nervous. Out here it is just manners.

The reason it exists is the road itself. Texas has tens of thousands of miles of farm to market road, a system the state started paving in the late forties specifically to get crops, cattle and kids out of the country and onto the highway. Most of that mileage is still two lanes wide with barely a shoulder and a horizon you can watch for twenty straight minutes. 🚜 When that is your daily drive, you invent your own courtesies and you keep them.

The two finger wave is the receipt for the whole arrangement, and it still works on every county road in this state.

In a Texas kitchen the cornbread was never really the point. The skillet was. 🍞Here is the rule nobody had to be taught ...
10/14/2026

In a Texas kitchen the cornbread was never really the point. The skillet was. 🍞

Here is the rule nobody had to be taught out loud. The cast iron goes into the oven empty with the grease already in it, and it stays in there until it is hot enough that the batter hisses the second it lands. That sound is the crust setting before the bread has even started to bake, and it is the entire difference between cornbread and something closer to cake.

Speaking of cake, there was no sugar in it. Not a spoonful. You were welcome to stir sugar into your cornbread in this state, but you were going to be doing it by yourself, and somebody's grandmother would find out eventually. Buttermilk, cornmeal, an egg, a little bacon grease, and a skillet that had not met soap since the Johnson administration. 🔥

Those skillets got handed down more carefully than the furniture did, and the old ones are still turning out better cornbread than anything you can buy new.

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