05/29/2026
BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Local homeowner reports:
🧺 Dryer: "Day 3 and still wet."
❄️ Fridge: "I'm making noise for attention."
🌡️ AC: "Best I can do is lukewarm."
🗑️ Garbage Disposal: "I crave violence."
Maintenance Medic has been dispatched to the scene.
📞 (864) 906-6282
Because "I'll look at it this weekend" has caused enough damage already. 😂🔧