09/30/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FRIENDLY CONTRACTORS 🚨
If your stapler is broken, malfunctioning, emotionally unavailable, or only fires one staple every third Tuesday… PLEASE CALL US. 😂
Even if we don’t know you, we will personally help you find a new stapler before you decide the solution is to use approximately 1 MILLION STAPLES in one spot.
The company that manufactures staples would probably like to personally thank whoever did this for keeping them in business.
We, however, would not. 😂
One staple: good.
A few staples: understandable.
This many staples: a cry for help.
Please staple responsibly. 🔨😂
— Handbuilt Dreams