09/03/2026
They tell me I need "engaging content." "Make it pop," they say. So I let a robot generate a video of me in a turf war with a Colorado black bear over some architectural shingles. It's absurd, it's completely fake, but hey, you're reading this, aren't you?
If your exterior is being a bear, stop screwing around with it. Call Icon Roofing and Exteriors for headache mitigation. We fix the house, you take an aspirin.