09/25/2026
Let's go NC!
BREAKING NEWS: North Carolina has officially been upgraded to SUPER CAROLINA.
And frankly, it makes sense.
Super barbecue. Super beaches. Super mountains. Super college basketball. Super small towns. Super Cheerwine. Super Bojangles. Super people.
Meanwhile, directly beneath us sits Artificial Carolina.
Artificial barbecue. Artificial mustard sauce. Artificial mountains. Artificial beaches. Artificial confidence.
Super Carolina is what happens when God takes His time.
Artificial Carolina is what happens when you click “generate again.”