08/26/2026
BREAKING NEWS FROM CLARKESVILLE!
After YEARS of getting away with it, the owner of Carpenter’s Corner & Village Bazaar has finally been caught… 😳
THE offense?
👮 WORKING WAY TOO HARD AT 80 YEARS OLD! 😂
Authorities say the suspect has been spotted:
🌱 Working around the garden center
🏗️ Selling buildings
🛍️ Keeping up with the flea market
🔨 Working on projects
🚜 Moving things around that he probably shouldn't be moving
😂 And apparently REFUSING to learn what the word “retirement” means!
When questioned, the 80-year-old suspect reportedly said:
“I’ve got work to do.” 🤦♀️😂
We tried explaining that most people slow down at 80…
He was not interested.
So unfortunately, we had no choice.
🚔 ARRESTED FOR EXCESSIVE WORKING.
His sentence?
🪑 Sit down.
🥤 Drink something.
😴 Take a break.
🚫 And absolutely NO starting another project for at least 15 minutes.
Parole is unlikely because we already know he won't follow the rules. 😂😂
❤️ All jokes aside, we're pretty lucky to have Mr. Michael Gill who still works harder than half of us!
📍 Carpenter’s Corner & Village Bazaar Clarkesville, GA
👇 Should we grant him bail… or make him take the day off?! 😂