Turner Septic Services

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Turner Septic Services Offering septic pumping, septic system inspections, tank location, riser installation, and light tractor work services to all of Mount Washington Valley.
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10/15/2026

🚨 LET ’EM KNOW WE’RE HERE!!! 🚨

Tell me this isn’t one hell of a view. 😍💩

A beautiful Turner Septic truck rolling through the Mt. Washington Valley, with one of the most incredible backdrops in the world. 🍁⛰️ And you already know that truck means one thing:

WE GET SH*T DONE. 👑💪

But those gorgeous fall colors are disappearing FAST. The nights are getting colder, the ground is cooling down, and Old Man Winter is officially knocking on the door. ❄️🥶

So here’s your friendly Pumper Princess reminder:

👉 Is your septic system ready for winter?

If you’ve been saying, “I’ll get it pumped before winter…” consider this your sign. Because digging through frozen ground and snowbanks to find a buried septic lid is nobody’s idea of a winter wonderland. 😂💩

Get it pumped. Get it checked. Get those risers installed. Know where your system is before Mother Nature puts a frozen lid on the whole valley.

👑 Turner Septic
💩 We Get S*t Done*
📞 603-733-8667

10/14/2026

🚨 NEW BOOT ALERT 🚨

When you work in septic, your boots have exactly THREE jobs:

🥾 Be comfortable enough to survive a long day.
💪 Be sturdy enough to handle whatever the jobsite throws at you.
💦 And most importantly… be WATERPROOF & 💩 PROOF. 😂

These new BRUNT boots came comfortable straight out of the box. No awkward break-in period, no “why did I wear these today?” regrets. Just lace ’em up and get to work.

And believe me, the Pumper Princess 👑 puts work boots through a VERY different kind of product testing. 💩🤣

Mud? ✔️
Water? ✔️
Digging? ✔️
Septic splash zone? 😳✔️✔️

Cute is nice. Comfortable is better. But 💩 proof is ESSENTIAL around here. 😂 BRUNT

Now let’s see how many gallons, holes, and questionable puddles these babies can survive. 👑💩🥾

SepticLife WorkBoots BlueCollarLife WeGetSh*tDone Waterproof PoopProof

10/14/2026

It’s hockey season 🌏💯 What can I say 😜

10/13/2026

Just a reminder 😳 We should not be unsupervised… EVER 🙉😜🥸😝🌪️💯 Kyla Novinger Joann Daly

10/12/2026

🚨 MONDAY SEPTIC LESSON: SIZE MATTERS. 😂💩

Today’s episode of What in the septic engineering is happening here?!…

If you’re installing a riser, here’s a hot little tip:

👉 The lid UNDER the riser needs to be SMALLER than the riser opening.

Because if the lid is BIGGER than the riser…

IT. WON’T. COME. OUT. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Somebody apparently decided that was a problem for Future Kim.

Well… Future Kim showed up today. 😈

There was digging.
There was maneuvering.
There were probably a few colorful words.
There was definitely a moment when that lid thought it had won.

BUT GUESS WHO WON?! 🥇

👑 ME. THE PUMPER PRINCESS.

Nice try, septic lid.
You picked the wrong Monday. 😂💩

Moral of the story: Risers are supposed to make accessing your septic tank EASIER, not turn pumping day into an underground escape room.

Install them correctly the first time.

Turner Septic: 1 🥇
Stupidly installed lid: 0 💩

10/12/2026

👑💩 YOU SURVIVED YOUR FIRST YEAR IN SEPTIC… NOW WHAT?!

If you’re headed to the 2026 Onsite Wastewater Mega-Conference in Westminster, Colorado, you are NOT going to want to miss this one!

And this year is extra special for me because I’m teaching my FIRST class at the Mega Conference! 🎤👑

“Year 1 in Septic: Now What?”

You bought the truck.
You pumped the tanks.
You survived the phone calls, breakdowns, long days, crappy jobs 💩 and those moments when you wondered, “What the hell did I get myself into?” 😂

Now it’s time to figure out how to GROW.

I’ll be sharing the real-world lessons I learned building Turner Septic from the ground up, including the ups, the downs, the expensive lessons, the wins, the mistakes, hiring, equipment, systems, profitability, and knowing WHEN to scale.

No corporate fluff. No pretending every decision was brilliant. 😂 Just one septic business owner talking to another about what happens AFTER you survive Year One.

If you’re a new septic hauler, owner/operator, or someone ready to take your business to the next level, come hang out with the Pumper Princess 👑 and talk some serious 💩 about building a business. Christopher L Chapman

📍 Westminster, Colorado
📆 October 25–28, 2026
🎤 Your first year is over… NOW WHAT?

Colorado, the Pumper Princess is coming. 👑💩🏔️

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10/11/2026

I’ve been doing a little soul searching lately… and I think I’ve finally figured out how I identify. 🤔

The.
She.
It.

Put it together…

THE. SHE. IT.

💩 I AM THE S**T. 💩

Not a s**t.
Not some s**t.
THE S**T. 👑😂

I pump it.
I inspect it.
I talk about it.
I educate people about it.
And somehow, I built an entire damn career around it. 🤣

So yeah… pronouns might be She/It because this Pumper Princess is out here GETTING S**T DONE. 👑💩

WomenInWastewater BlueCollarBougie

10/10/2026

I ❤️❤️❤️ it when you talk dirty 💩💩 to me **p

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593 Green Hill Rd
Center Conway, NH
03813

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