08/08/2026
Apparently the competition has started calling Nuclear Nelson “The King.” 👑
That’s cute. We’ll take it. 😂
We’re less worried about crowns and more worried about clean cuts, crisp edges, green lawns, and getting the job done right. ☢️🌱
No throne. No royal decree. Just a mower, a mission, and a little friendly competition.
But hey, if the competition wants to hand us the crown, who are we to say no?
Long live the King.