10/06/2026
Well, just woke up from a dream. I was at the best of the best Round Rock Gala.(they don’t even have one) surrounded by Crystal Clark, Julie Burton, Jessica Mossman, Kristi Anderlohr, and so many other people. We were standing around in a gift 🎁 basket area, where everyone’s putting their names on these cards to win and they’re gonna do some free drawings. For some reason, there was a row of toilets 🚽 out there and I had to p*e 💦 so bad while I was waiting in line so I just sat down on the toilet and p*ed. And it was a club p*e, (you know when you’ve been dancing so hard and you didn’t wanna leave because the songs were great and then all the sudden you had to go and you have to wait in this line. So you’ve plugged that so tight by the time you sit on the toilet when you go, you just go forever. It seems like it takes a year and you feel bad cause there’s a full line and all those chicks have gotta go. Yeah that kind of p*e 🤷🏼♀️ I had to p*e forever.
I’m looking for toilet paper and there’s no toilet paper. I’m like thats random so I get my emergency paper towel cause I always have a paper towel… there are people all around me just staring . Most of them are ladies cause the guys are in a different area hanging out by the bar.. and I looked at my left. I see Julie Burton and she mouths, “I’ll go get you some towels.” IT WAS’NT A REAL TOILET⁉️
.  it was a display for my friend Dennis’s plumbing company.
And then there’s some ladies in this pool. I don’t have a bathing suit, so I just kind of stripped down my underwear and go into the pool and lay my formal gown on the corner sitting on a floaty having a good time with the towel wrapped over me, trying to be modest. 🤣 I’m gonna be modest now.⁉️
dude I was feral last night.
I wonder what that was all about, I remember the canapé were very good and they had excellent champagne.
FERAL. By the way, if you’d like to vote for me, I’m in second place right now..
Austin floors direct has been nominated for best home remodeler. I promise I won’t p*e in public nor will I go halfway skinny-dipping unless you DONT VOTE FOR ME.
AUSTIN FLOORS DIRECT ~please 💕🍸🍹🍤🏆
2026 Best of Round Rock Awards