01/31/2025
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āToilet Water Blues (But Itās Friday!)ā
(A funny song about a water restoration workerās rough day, set to a bluesy, upbeat tune.)
[Verse 1]
Woke up late, spilled my coffee, oh great,
Boss on the phone sayinā, āGirl, donāt be late!ā
Jump in my truck, head to the scene,
Oh no, that smellāthis aināt clean!
[Chorus]
I got the toilet water blues, up to my knees,
Wadinā through the worst of it, Lord help me please!
But I keep on goinā, ācause I know one thingās right,
Bad days donāt matter when itās finally Friday night!
[Verse 2]
Burst pipe in the basement, sewage galore,
Thought Iād seen it allābut wait, thereās more!
Customer cryinā, dogās barkinā loud,
Step in the muckāoh, Iām real proud.
[Chorus]
I got the toilet water blues, up to my knees,
Moppinā up disaster like itās just a gentle breeze!
But I keep on goinā, ācause I know one thingās right,
Bad days donāt matter when itās finally Friday night!
[Bridge]
Scrubbinā and pumpinā, holdinā my breath,
Tryna stay dry but Iām soaked to the vest.
Lunch break? Nah, aināt got the time,
But the weekendās comināāthat sunshineās mine!
[Verse 3]
Clock strikes five, Iām out the door,
Burn these boots, I aināt wearinā āem no more!
Shower so hot, wash my sins away,
Kickinā back easyāitās the weekend, hey!
[Final Chorus]
No more toilet water blues, Iāve paid my dues,
Gonna take a deep breath and enjoy the good news!
Iāll be back on Monday, but for now Iām alright,
Bad days donāt matter when itās finally Friday night!
[Outro]
Yeah, bad days donāt matter when itās finally Friday niiiiight!
(Splash!) ⦠Oh, come on, not again!