Creative Stripes

02/20/2026

And some celery.

02/18/2026

Absolutely

02/17/2026

Me

Do you think Congress should take action against these two members who have reportedly shown sympathies toward Islamic extremism? Should there be consequences for those holding such views while serving in office?

02/16/2026

Agreed

“The subject in question was a bartender in the Bronx before being elected to Congress,” Dr. Spussy explained in an exclusive interview with TDS News. “Many would assume that if a woman is smart enough to be elected to Congress – or at least smart enough to mix a decent cosmopolitan – she would be perfectly capable of obtaining a photo ID. However, after watching AOC closely at the Munich Security Conference, my team has concluded that obtaining or updating photo identification would simply be an insurmountable task for the bartender from the Bronx.”
It gets worse. When grilled on basic foreign policy – you know, stuff like “Where’s Ukraine?” or “What’s a treaty?” – AOC reportedly spit out a string of gibberish that made Kamala Harris look like a rocket scientist. (Harris, for her part, responded by cackling and offering everyone a root beer float.) The congresswoman then dazzled the audience with fresh takes: Cowboy culture? Straight outta Africa, folks – because nothing says “yeehaw” like ancestral drum circles. And Venezuela? “Totally south of the equator,” she insisted, as if geography class was just a speed bump on the road to Instagram fame.
“It was a tough choice,” Spussy admitted, adjusting his rainbow lanyard. “We considered other candidates – like that one guy who thinks the Earth is flat – but given the evidence, my team here at Harvard has concluded that AOC would get distracted by something shiny on her way to the DMV and never be able to get a photo ID. Picture it: She’s en route, spots a TikTok trend about ‘manifesting wealth,’ pulls over to film a dance, and boom – next thing you know, she’s leading a conga line protest against ‘ID microaggressions’ outside the Secretary of State’s office.” Reported by Gabe Owners of TDS News. Gabe is a recovering fact-checker who now specializes in truth that’s too spicy for CNN.

02/15/2026

Absolutely

The Trump administration is taking a bold and necessary stand to protect our nation’s children from life-altering procedures that they are far too young to understand. By moving to ban Medicaid and CHIP from funding "s*x-rejecting procedures" for minors, President Trump is ensuring that taxpayer dollars are no longer used to support what many experts now call medical malpractice.

Instead of rushing children into surgeries and chemical treatments with permanent consequences, we should be investing those resources into high-quality, traditional mental health care that addresses the root of their distress without damaging their healthy bodies.

02/13/2026

Hey moron, it would make it the same for either party to vote.

Democrats Fear the SAVE Act Because It Exposes Their Voter Fraud Agenda. Rep. Jim McGovern’s outcry against the SAVE Act reveals his true concern: protecting the status quo of vulnerable elections. Instead of supporting common-sense voter ID measures, McGovern attacks a bill designed to safeguard election integrity. The left’s fear is clear—they want to keep the system open to fraud while Republicans work to ensure fair and secure voting for all Americans.

02/12/2026

Well said

02/12/2026

And why would her presence be an homer?

Maxine Waters: A Disrespectful Stance Against a Strong America

Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) takes her anti-Trump rhetoric to new heights by announcing she will not attend President Trump’s State of the Union. In her defiant statement, Waters says she will "NEVER honor him with my presence," once again showing her disregard for the will of the American people and the success of President Trump’s leadership in strengthening the nation.

02/10/2026

Yes and like yesterday.

02/10/2026

I don’t think the moron could enforce that.

02/10/2026

Exactly