07/09/2026
Nothing goes to waste at Greenyard Veges
Our chillies came in thick and fast this season, so rather than let any go soft in the fridge, we turned the last of the harvest into homemade sweet chilli sauce.
Gretta was on sauce duty and did everything by the book. Deseeded carefully. Chopped carefully. Washed her hands like she was scrubbing in for surgery. Less than 10 minutes later, she blew her nose with a tissue, completely unaware her hands were still armed and dangerous. Mouth and nose burst into flames almost instantly. Turns out chilli oil doesn't care how careful you were three steps ago.
The sauce itself, thankfully, came out perfect. Rich, glossy, packed with flavour, and bottled up ready for the pantry. Just don't ask Gretta to make the next batch without gloves, a face shield, and possibly a hazmat suit.
Yum!