24/11/2025
📢 OFFICIAL (and slightly dramatic) APOLOGY FROM RFW! 🔥❄️
After recent developments in people’s homes and offices, I feel it’s time to bravely step forward and take… full responsibility.
Yes.
It’s true.
I may have gone too far this time!
It appears that after installing our heating, air-conditioning, and underfloor systems, several clients are now experiencing some highly concerning side effects.
The situation is spreading rapidly.
So, to everyone affected…
I’m sorry.
Truly.
Deeply.
Hilariously.
I NEVER meant to:
🌡️ Make rooms so perfectly heated that you now stroll around in slippers and robes like it’s a luxury spa every day
❄️ Cause visitors to whisper, “Why is it so comfortable in here?” while you pretend it’s definitely just good fortune, not RFW magic
🛋️ Create a compulsive need to flop onto every couch, chair, or bed just to bask in the perfect warmth
💨 Make air-conditioning so warm and cosy that fans switch to low-power mode in sheer envy
🔥 Trigger an addiction to underfloor heating in people who once said, “I don’t really care about temperature”
Our aim was simply to deliver consistent, efficient, and comfortable heating!
But somehow we’ve accidentally caused:
✅ ridiculously cozy homes
✅ perfectly climate-controlled offices
✅ and an uncontrollable urge to tell everyone, “It’s just RFW doing its thing!”
If you’re suffering from any of these symptoms, please rest assured:
We will absolutely not be taking any steps to resolve them.
You’re welcome. 😉
With warmth (and zero regret),
Richie
RFW
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