01/04/2026
BREAKING: DIRECT-TO-TAP CIDER TRIAL BEGINS TODAY 🚨
In a world-first initiative to reduce glass bottle waste and celebrate our local heritage, local authorities have partnered with our finest orchards to launch the "H2-Oh-Arrr" pipeline project! 🍎🚰
Starting at midnight last night, select households across Herefordshire have been switched from standard mains water to a direct supply of medium-dry sparkling cider straight to the kitchen sink.
Key details of the trial:
The Cold Tap: 100% locally sourced, perfectly chilled Herefordshire Cider.
The Hot Tap: Mulled cider on demand (perfect for those frosty spring mornings!).
Showers & Baths: Currently remaining as standard water, though a "scrumpy rinse" setting is reportedly in development for 2027.
A project spokesperson stated this morning: "We realized that a significant portion of Herefordshire residents are primarily made of cider anyway, so it just made logistical sense to cut out the middleman and pipe it right into their homes."
If your tap is still running clear, don't panic! The roll-out is happening in stages across the county.
Drop your postcode below to check if your street is on the grid for connection today! 👇🍻