16/12/2025
Welcome to the Annual Office Party (Party of 1) 🎄🥂
Hosted at: my kitchen
Dress code: festive on top, elasticated regret below
Entertainment: refreshing the inbox to feel something
Catering: whatever was reduced in Tesco at 7pm
Highlights include:
• CEO speech (me) ✅
• HR complaint (also me) ✅
• Secret Santa (I bought myself something and still looked surprised) ✅
If you’re also celebrating with just you, your laptop, and a questionable prosecco… comment “PARTY OF 1” and I’ll raise a glass to you. 🍾😂