11/09/2026
Nowthen. Rant incoming.
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10 things that p**s me off on socials 👇
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1. Mic holding. You do know there’s a clip-on magnet for that, f*^kwit.
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2. ChatGPT posters. Anyone and everyone churning them out, decorators to cafés. Ffs, have some originality.
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3. Influencers bouncing from one brand to the next… “I only promote products I believe in.” Course you do.
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4. Virtue signalling. Most of you don’t even like each other once the screens go off.
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5. Buy Me a Coffee beggars. The ones messaging genuine decorators behind the scenes asking how to do a job, then posting like they’re the king of all knowledge. You think we don’t all know? Paying royalties to whoever you got that info off, are you?
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6. Rage bait decorators. Posting sh*t purely for interaction and the algorithm. Get a life, rather than spending your evenings in online arguments you’ll never win.
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7. Companies so desperate for content they’ll share any old 💩 that tags them. Someone spraying with no mask. Prep so bad it’s miles off what you teach on your own training courses. You know the ones.
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8. Trade counter staff who are utterly clueless about what they’re selling. If I wanted the spiel I’d have read the data sheet online last night from my armchair. And the ones who tell you something’s the best …… (insert your own) ever, because so-and-so online says so. So it must be true.
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9. Non-originality. Seen someone’s video, thought “I’ll have some of that”… then knocked out the Temu version.
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10. People filming videos whilst they’re driving. Checking their looks on the phone camera an’ all. Ffs, that’s driving without due care and attention.
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Rant over. Did I miss any? I could probably do ten more! Let me know yours 👇🏻
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