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Dave Noakes Plumbing and Heating Boiler on the blink? Pipes throwing a tantrum? Dreaming of a brand-new bathroom? Call Dave.

With 30+ years’ experience and Gas Safe registration, Dave Noakes Plumbing & Heating has seen just about every plumbing problem going, from repairs and heating

Bit of a throwback to this one from a couple of years ago! 🔧🔥Still looking as good as the day they fitted it!Unlike Dave...
16/10/2026

Bit of a throwback to this one from a couple of years ago! 🔧🔥

Still looking as good as the day they fitted it!

Unlike Dave & Jon, who have aged considerably since. 😂

Quality work that stands the test of time! 💪

We’ve got a new victim… sorry, apprentice! 😂🔧Meet Ruben! He’s joined Dave & Jon to learn the trade, carry the tools and ...
16/10/2026

We’ve got a new victim… sorry, apprentice! 😂🔧

Meet Ruben! He’s joined Dave & Jon to learn the trade, carry the tools and make the tea!

Welcome aboard mate, good luck! 😂💪

Dave & Jon spent the night together in a hair salon… make of that what you will 👀😂Sadly, the only thing getting hot and ...
09/10/2026

Dave & Jon spent the night together in a hair salon… make of that what you will 👀😂

Sadly, the only thing getting hot and steamy was the new unvented cylinder 🔧🔥

All swapped overnight so the salon could open as normal without losing any business.

In, out and hot water flowing before the first customer arrived 💇‍♀️

Not quite the boys’ night out we had in mind, but someone’s got to do it! 😂

Another bog-standard job from Dave & Jon! 🚽🔧Out with the old, in with the loo! 😂New toilet and basin fitted, giving this...
08/10/2026

Another bog-standard job from Dave & Jon! 🚽🔧

Out with the old, in with the loo! 😂

New toilet and basin fitted, giving this bathroom a fresh new look!

We’d apologise for the rubbish toilet jokes, but we’re plumbers… what did you expect? 💩🤣

📸 Check out the before & after!

This morning started with a gas leak. 🔥Not ideal for the customer. Fairly normal Tuesday. #Leak found, made safe, job s...
03/10/2026

This morning started with a gas leak. 🔥

Not ideal for the customer. Fairly normal Tuesday. #

Leak found, made safe, job sorted.

Gas Safe registered, because this really isn’t one for “my mate knows a bit about boilers.”

Dave Noakes Plumbing & Heating 🔧

Gerry Cat would like to make it absolutely clear that he has no idea how this happened.He was simply in the area.The pig...
30/09/2026

Gerry Cat would like to make it absolutely clear that he has no idea how this happened.

He was simply in the area.

The pigeon, regrettably, was less fortunate. 🐈

Throwback to this one 🔧Old cylinder and tank out.300L unvented cylinder in, shifted to the other end of the loft to feed...
30/09/2026

Throwback to this one 🔧

Old cylinder and tank out.
300L unvented cylinder in, shifted to the other end of the loft to feed three new en-suites 🚿🚽

Nothing says “simple job” like moving half the hot water system across the loft.

Fitted this freestanding column radiator 🔥Nice bit of kit.Looks simple enough until you have to move it three inches to ...
27/09/2026

Fitted this freestanding column radiator 🔥

Nice bit of kit.

Looks simple enough until you have to move it three inches to the left.

Last leg of a recent bathroom job.I’m in the shower.Jon’s holding the phone.No idea how we got here, but the bathroom ca...
27/09/2026

Last leg of a recent bathroom job.

I’m in the shower.
Jon’s holding the phone.

No idea how we got here, but the bathroom came out well.

Between us we cover plumbing, heating, boilers and full bathroom installs.

✅ Gas Safe registered
🔧 Experienced
🚿 Bathrooms
🔥 Heating & boilers

If you need anything doing, give me a shout.

📞 07824 864062

Dave Noakes Plumbing & Heating

Dave & Jon have finished another one 🚿Looks very smart now.Hard to believe a few days ago it was mostly dust, pipework a...
25/09/2026

Dave & Jon have finished another one 🚿

Looks very smart now.

Hard to believe a few days ago it was mostly dust, pipework and two men saying “where’s that fitting gone?”

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