Olli Thomas Garden Rescue

04/10/2026

AUTUMN HALL OF FARM 2026. SHOW US YOUR FRUIT AND VEGETABLES!

The Great OTGR Melon Hunt, this Summer, proved one thing: there is nothing quite like whipping up a little healthy rivalry between the local tribes.

So now we're calling all local heroes.

Churt. Easebourne. Farnham. Fernhurst. Godalming. Grayshott. Guildford. Haslemere. Headley. Headley Down. Hindhead. Liphook. Liss. Lower Bourne. Midhurst. Milford. Milland. Petworth. Rowledge. Thursley. Witley. Wrecclesham — and all the much better places in between.

If you've grown something this year, proud of it or not, we want to see it.

One photograph. Your name and location. Three sentences: what, why, and still why.

Enter the OTGR Autumn Hall of Farm 2026 - please consult Rules and Categories closely. U18 category available.

Entries close 6pm Sunday 11 October!!!

Your veg. Your hobby. Your infamy.

Hall of Farm returns for Autumn 2026. The rules are strict, the categories are unknown and 16⅔ entries are required. A melon is being held pending compliance.

04/10/2026

AUTUMN HALL OF FARM 2026. SHOW US YOUR FRUIT AND VEGETABLES!

The Great OTGR Melon Hunt, this Summer, proved one thing: there is nothing quite like whipping up a little healthy rivalry between the local tribes.

So now we're calling all local heroes.

Churt. Easebourne. Farnham. Fernhurst. Godalming. Grayshott. Guildford. Haslemere. Headley. Headley Down. Hindhead. Liphook. Liss. Lower Bourne. Midhurst. Milford. Milland. Petworth. Rowledge. Thursley. Witley. Wrecclesham — and all the much better places in between.

If you've grown something this year, proud of it or not, we want to see it.

One photograph. Your name and location. Three sentences: what, why, and still why.

Enter the OTGR Autumn Hall of Farm 2026 - please consult Rules and Categories closely. U18 category available.

Entries close 6pm Sunday 11 October!!!

Your veg. Your hobby. Your infamy.

Hall of Farm returns for Autumn 2026. The rules are strict, the categories are unknown and 16⅔ entries are required. A melon is being held pending compliance.

01/10/2026

Allotment Wars III: Crime and Punishment. That Potato Could be the Death of You.

https://www.otgardenrescue.co.uk/3386285_allotment-wars-iii-crime-and-punishment-that-potato-could-be-the-death-of-you

This week Allotment Wars takes a rather sinister turn as the full weight of the British justice system descends upon the vegetable patch. Eggs become dangerous, marrows turn state’s evidence and potatoes prove capable of ruining your life. By the time Parliament gets involved, nobody is entirely sure where to put their feet.

01/10/2026

Allotment Wars III: Crime and Punishment. That Potato Could be the Death of You.

https://www.otgardenrescue.co.uk/3386285_allotment-wars-iii-crime-and-punishment-that-potato-could-be-the-death-of-you

This week Allotment Wars takes a rather sinister turn as the full weight of the British justice system descends upon the vegetable patch. Eggs become dangerous, marrows turn state’s evidence and potatoes prove capable of ruining your life. By the time Parliament gets involved, nobody is entirely sure where to put their feet.

27/09/2026

The Wheel, the W**d and the Oracle

One for the arty types and film noir lovers. Britain appears to have been transported to the Southern Hemisphere, Christmas is cancelled and the deer have gone hopping mad. Then it gets dark, then it gets light — and then it gets worse. Enjoy!

https://www.otgardenrescue.co.uk/3379853_the-wheel-the-weed-and-the-oracle

Coming Thursday 1 October, 4pm - Allotment Wars III: Crime and Punishment. That Potato Could be the Death of You.

This week Allotment Wars takes a rather sinister turn as the full weight of the British justice system descends upon the vegetable patch. Eggs become dangerous, marrows turn state’s evidence and potatoes prove capable of ruining your life. By the time Parliament gets involved, nobody is entirely sure where to put their feet.

Why does the garden disappear in winter? An unusual look at autumn gardening, continuity and why the work you ignore now returns in February.

27/09/2026

The Wheel, the W**d and the Oracle

One for the arty types and film noir lovers. Britain appears to have been transported to the Southern Hemisphere, Christmas is cancelled and the deer have gone hopping mad. Then it gets dark, then it gets light — and then it gets worse. Enjoy!

https://www.otgardenrescue.co.uk/3379853_the-wheel-the-weed-and-the-oracle

Coming Thursday 1 October, 4pm - Allotment Wars III: Crime and Punishment. That Potato Could be the Death of You.

This week Allotment Wars takes a rather sinister turn as the full weight of the British justice system descends upon the vegetable patch. Eggs become dangerous, marrows turn state’s evidence and potatoes prove capable of ruining your life. By the time Parliament gets involved, nobody is entirely sure where its safe to put their feet.

24/09/2026

Today — Allotment Wars II: Save Waste - Start a Pig Club

The second in the Allotment Wars series that started last week so read that first if you haven't had a chance yet www.otgardenrescue.co.uk ).

Chickens drive the Government round the bend. Pig clubs start springing up across Britain. Rows break out over enormous piles of poo and who gets to keep it. Need to move on, take your trees with you and allotment sheds that put even today’s elaborate incarnations to shame. Parliament's simple plans prove anything but.

https://www.otgardenrescue.co.uk/3378999_allotment-wars-ii-save-waste-start-a-pig-club

Coming Sunday 27th September, 4pm — The Wheel, the W**d and the Oracle

One for the arty types and film noir lovers . A bizarre series of events as Britain appears transported to the Southern Hemisphere, Christmas is cancelled and the deer go hopping mad. Then it gets dark then it gets light and then it gets worse. Enjoy!