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Allan Chimney Sweeps As NACS Master Chimney Sweeps Ian & Jackie Allan offer a professional chimney sweeping service secon Sweeping every chimney throughly with care.

Our chimney sweep firm is centrally based in Renfrew, Scotland. As NACS Master Chimney Sweeps and HETAS approved Ian & Jackie Allan offer a professional chimney sweeping service second to none. A nationally recognised NACS certificate of sweeping is issued after every chimney has been swept. We use a combination of traditional brush and vacuum and the latest power sweeping methods to ensure your chimney is clean and safe.

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19/09/2026

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. NEUTER YOUR FU***NG CAT. ✨

Specifically, if you’re repeatedly breeding your female cat because you’ve realised you can sell her kittens for a few hundred quid a pop… Get a job. Leave her uterus alone.

Your cat is not
❌ A cash machine with whiskers
❌ Your second income
❌ A kitten production line
❌ Responsible for paying your Klarna

And no, she does not need the 'experience' of motherhood. She’s not going to gaze wistfully out of the window at 47 thinking, 'God, I really regret never having children.'

Meanwhile, rescues are absolutely drowning in unwanted cats and kittens while Brenda down the road is firing out Litter Number Five because 'they sell really well.' Fantastic. Nothing screams responsible pet ownership quite like monetising your cat’s reproductive system. And then, when she needs an emergency C section, develops complications, stops feeding the kittens or you discover that eight kittens actually s**t quite a lot, suddenly it’s; 'Can a rescue take them? It’s urgent x' Oh, now we're involved.

If your business model requires your cat to repeatedly give birth, you don’t have a business. You have an exploited cat.

Spay your females. Castrate your males. Stop deliberately creating more animals when rescues are already bursting at the seams. Your cat deserves to be a pet, not a payslip.

Thanks for coming to today’s episode of For F**k’s Sake, Why Do We Still Have To Say This? 🫠🐈

Day sweeping and a couple of hours in the evening to relax.
12/08/2026

Day sweeping and a couple of hours in the evening to relax.

Another wee starling rescued from a stove.  Shows how important it is to have the proper cowl with bird protection fitte...
08/06/2026

Another wee starling rescued from a stove. Shows how important it is to have the proper cowl with bird protection fitted to your flue.

Assisting a pigeon out the top of the flue using brush and camera.
09/05/2026

Assisting a pigeon out the top of the flue using brush and camera.

In Perth attending a Stove Industry Alliance  conference about the future of Wood burning stoves and solid fuel applianc...
29/04/2026

In Perth attending a Stove Industry Alliance conference about the future of Wood burning stoves and solid fuel appliances. With the constant attack on solid fuel from clean air campaigners its important to get the message across on how emissions are falling and new appliances are so efficient that they are helping with this reduction.

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Glasgow
PA40

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Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 8:30am - 5pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 5pm
Thursday 8:30am - 5pm
Friday 8:30am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 12pm

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