Pristine Experts Ltd

09/10/2026

✨ LESS CLEANING. MORE LIVING. ✨

Our lovely Victoria has limited availability for new clients! 🖤💛

Let her take care of your home
, with all products and equipment provided.

📩 Message Pristine Experts to secure your slot before her diary fills up! Pristine Experts Ltd

28/09/2026

💕

I thought it was probably time I introduced myself. 👋

I'm Lee, the founder of 0800HELPME.

I'm not from the insurance industry, a call centre or some big technology company.

My normal working life is actually about as far removed from that world as you can get.

0800HELPME started with a very simple question:

What would you actually do if everything you normally rely on suddenly disappeared?

Your phone is gone. Your wallet is gone. You're miles from home.
You can't access your banking apps. You don't know anyone's phone number because they're all stored in the phone you've just lost.

Who do you call?

That question stuck with me.

So I decided to build the service
I would want in that situation.

One memorable number.

A real person at the other end.

Someone who knows who you are, once you've securely verified yourself, and can help you start putting things right.

That's become 0800HELPME.

I'm still working full-time while building this business, and a huge amount has gone into getting it this far — the website, membership system, security, technology, people, partnerships and all the little things nobody sees behind the scenes.

We're still at the beginning.

There'll be things we'll learn and things we'll improve as we grow.

But the principle behind it won't change:

Real people. Real help. Anytime. Anywhere.

So, if you've seen 0800HELPME appearing on your Facebook feed, heard us on the radio, or wondered who on earth is behind it...

Hello. I'm Lee. 👋

And hopefully you'll never need us.

But if everything goes wrong one day, remember the number.

0800HELPME

One call when everything goes wrong.

0800HELPME.UK

27/09/2026

✨ CLEANING SLOTS AVAILABLE WITH VICTORIA ✨

Victoria has the following slots available at Pristine Experts! 🖤💛

🧹 Mondays
• 9:30am until 11am/12:30pm
• Around 12:30/1pm until 3pm

🧹 Thursdays
• 1pm–4pm

🧹 Fridays — two fortnightly slots
• 9:30am until 11am/12:30pm
• Around 12:30/1pm until 3pm

Fancy taking the cleaning off your to-do list? Message us with your area and preferred slot! ✨

25/09/2026

🖤💛 WE’RE HIRING! 💛🖤

Pristine Experts is growing, and I’m looking for someone reliable who’s ready to get stuck in with the team!

✨ £14 an hour plus fuel
✨ Full cleaning kit and training provided
✨ A mix of domestic and commercial cleaning across Glasgow

You must have a full driving licence and your own car because we’re a mobile company. Please only apply if you can work beyond school hours — 4pm is the earliest finish, and some jobs may run later.

This is a proper PAYE job, not cash-in-hand work.

If you’re interested, message the page with a bit about yourself, your availability and any cleaning experience. Experience is great, but the right attitude matters just as much! 🧽✨Pristine Experts Ltd

14/09/2026

Me warning the newer PE staff for weeks that rugby season at GHA is a different level of mess 😭🏉

Mud, grass, changing rooms, the lot. I’ve made it sound like we need hazard pay.

GHA so far: actually tidies up after themselves

Now the PE staff are looking at me like I’ve completely made the whole thing up 😭😂

I KNOW WHAT I’VE SEEN.

Stop behaving yourselves GHA, you’re ruining my credibility 🖤💛

06/09/2026

Honestly, this just shows what an amazing club GHA is 😂🏉

We went in this morning fully prepared for the usual post-game mud, grass and absolute carnage… and they’d actually tidied up after themselves?! 😳🤣 We nearly didn’t know what to do with ourselves!

The staff and volunteers at GHA already do SO much to keep the club running, so the fact they still took the time to make our job a wee bit easier says a lot about the people there. ❤️

Pristine Experts might technically be contracted in to clean, but we’ve never once been made to feel like “just the cleaners” — we’re always treated like part of the GHA family, and they really are an amazing bunch. 🥹

At this rate, if the players keep doing such a good job tidying up, I might need to start handing out Pristine uniforms and adding a few of them to the payroll 🤣🧹

Love our GHA family 🖤💛 GHA Rugby Club

26/08/2026

Two years ago today… 👀✨

Proof that no job is too far gone for Pristine Experts 🧽🔥
The transformation still hits just as hard 😮‍💨👏

We’ve been a little quiet lately, but new content is coming very soon 👀📸✨

06/08/2026

📣 DIARIES NOW CLOSED 📣

All of our cleaning diaries are now completely full, so we will not be taking any new bookings until we find the right new team member to join Pristine Experts Ltd.

We would like to say a massive thank you to every client who has supported us, both past and present. Your continued support, recommendations and trust in our team mean more than you know. 🖤💛

We will announce on our social media pages as soon as bookings reopen.

04/08/2026

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28/06/2026

🥚 HUNT UPDATE! 🥚

So far, we know that 4 eggs have definitely been found! 🎉

As there was no sign-up system, we honestly don’t know if the remaining 6 eggs have already been found or are still waiting to be discovered. 👀

If you’ve found an egg, we’d really appreciate it if you could take a photo of your prizes and send it to us (or tag us in your post). We’d love to see everyone’s little winners and keep track of what’s been found! 📸💛

Good luck to everyone still hunting! 🍀🥚 Pristine experts egg hunt