17/08/2026
🚨 CAUGHT RED-HANDED! 🚨
We’ve been accused of a serious crime…
Breaking into houses and leaving them with better windows and doors 🚪 🪟😂
Our usual offences include:
🔨 Removing old windows
🪟 Installing suspiciously good new ones
🚪 Fitting doors without permission from the ugly-window police
📜 Leaving behind FENSA certification
🛡️ And repeatedly committing the crime of offering 10-year guarantees!
We’re dangerous… especially when armed with a tape measure and a cordless drill. 😂
J&GB Windows — guilty of making homes look better. 🪟🔨