03/10/2024
Happy National Poetry Day!
“Boiler Spare Me a Laugh”
At the heating merchant, we’re piping hot,
Selling boiler spares, we’ve got the lot!
From valves to pumps, and flues galore,
We’ll heat you up, and then some more!
Our prices? Oh, they won’t tank your mood,
With deals so good, you’ll feel renewed.
Thermostats? We’ve got that dialed,
And parts so steamy, you’ll be beguiled!
Got a leak? Well, don’t despair,
Our gasket game is beyond compare!
Need a new flue? Don’t make a fuss,
We’ll help you vent — just come to us!
So if your boiler’s in a bit of a stew,
We’ve got the spares to see you through!
At our shop, you’re always in luck,
With us, you’ll never be out of duct!