B.W plastering and building solutions LTD

13/10/2026

13/10/2026

🖐️🤣 SOFT HANDS? NEVER HEARD OF ’EM! 🤣🖐️

Some people finish work with clean hands and a tidy desk…

Our lads finish work looking like they've been digging for treasure with their bare hands! 😂💚

🧱 Plaster? Everywhere.
💪 Hard graft? Absolutely.
🧼 Soap? Fighting for its life.
🛁 Mrs at home? NOT impressed.
😂 Fingerprints? Haven't seen those!

They say you can tell a lot about a man by his hands…

Well, ours say “I'M A PLASTERER, NOT A HAND MODEL!” 🤣🤣

The walls might be smooth as a baby's bum, but the hands doing the work look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards! 😂

💚 B.W Plastering & Building Solutions Ltd 💚
✅ Smooth walls
✅ Quality workmanship
✅ Hard graft
❌ Soft hands
❌ Clean fingernails
❌ Any chance of touching the wife's white towels! 🤣

We leave your walls spotless… even if we can't say the same for ourselves! 💚🖤

📩 Drop us a message for a free, no-obligation quote!

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12/10/2026

Is there anyone wanting a couple of days labouring on our roofers. Could lead to more work if you show willing 🧐

10/10/2026

🚨🚲 BREAKING NEWS FROM B.W PLASTERING & BUILDING SOLUTIONS LTD! 🚲🚨

Well, apparently, according to some bright sparks in UK politics, tradesmen don't need vans anymore… 🤦‍♂️😂

So we've taken their advice and gone GREEN! 🌍💚

🚲 Van keys handed in.
🚲 Cargo bike purchased.
🚲 Plaster loaded.
🚲 Knees already knackered.

We've only got 40 bags of plaster, 12 sheets of plasterboard, 3 hop-ups, 2 sets of steps and a mixer to get to site… WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?! 🤣

The good news? We're saving the planet! 🌳
The bad news? Your extension might take 6 months because we're still pedalling up Beverley Road! 😂💨

And if you see two blokes in hi-vis struggling up a hill, give us a push — we're probably carrying your kitchen ceiling! 🤣

B.W PLASTERING & BUILDING SOLUTIONS LTD 💚

Quality finishes… eventually, once we've caught our breath! 🚲💨

04/10/2026

We are the proud sponsors of costello 🦈s under 13s. Good look boys keep smashing it ⚽️

29/09/2026

Any plasterers looking for work give us a shout to discuss details.

19/09/2026

My lads are happier than yours 👌🤣

Go on the boys thats the spirit 🕺

09/09/2026

Sorry we haven't posted much we had a much needed holiday 🌞now its back to business 💼

The team have still been batting through the work 👏

Here is a recent job over in scunthorpe for one of our insurance contracts.

As always a top job from the boys 🫶

08/09/2026

Can anyone recommend a good laptop for business use.

25/08/2026

We have just completed this warm roof in cottingham for the best customers you could ask for . 🫶 we removed the old style conservatory roof and built a timber frame, followed by new joists and kingspan. All boarded and skimmed.👌on top a 3 layer torch on felt system witn some fresh fascia and guttering. 🏡 Thanks again for the hospitality, if carlsberg did customers...😄

For any roofing or plastering and much more give us a shout .