06/10/2026
🚨 BIG NEWS FOR TRADESPEOPLE! 🚨
Apparently, Liberal Democrat London Assembly member Hina Bokhari has suggested that tradespeople should consider using cargo bikes instead of white vans to transport their tools and equipment. 🚲🔧
Well… Flamesmart is always willing to embrace new ideas! 😂
So, in the interests of being environmentally friendly, we’ve decided we’re going to give it a go.
Just picture it…
🚲 One cargo bike
🔧 3 toolboxes
🪜 A ladder
🔥 Boiler parts
🛠️ Pipework
💨 Gas analyser
🧰 Every tool known to man
☕ And obviously the essential coffee
…and somehow we’re supposed to fit all that on a bicycle. 😂
We’re particularly looking forward to the first emergency breakdown where the customer says:
“How long will you be?”
And we reply:
“About 45 minutes… depending on the hills, headwind and whether I can get the boiler on the back without it falling off.” 🤣
But hey… if this works, we’ll happily admit we were wrong!
Flamesmart — bringing you the future of gas engineering… one pedal at a time. 🚲🔥