Chim Chimeny Ltd

08/09/2026

𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙃𝙞𝙨 𝘿𝙤𝙜

September is when every man and his dog wants a chimney sweep.

And the dog is usually first on the phone because he’s sick of smelling smoke in the living room.

Don’t wait until the diary is bursting at the seams and everyone wants “as soon as possible.”

Book early, breathe easy, and enjoy that smug organised-person glow.

Call 07799 114080 or message Chim Chimeny.

04/09/2026

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗕𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝘀𝘆, 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰

There’s nothing quite like the first fire of autumn.

The kettle’s on.
The socks are thick.
The rain is doing interpretive dance against the windows.

Then smoke starts puffing back into the room because the chimney wasn’t ready.

That’s not cosy. That’s a domestic drama with soot effects.

Get your chimney swept and checked before you need it.

Call 07799 114080 or message Chim Chimeny.

Don’t Let Your Chimney Wing It

Birds may have finished nesting, but their leftovers can still be sitting in your chimney like a badly built twig lasagne.

Old nests can block the flue and cause smoke to come back into your home. They can also create a serious fire risk.

If birds have been near your chimney this year, now is the time to get it checked.

Chim Chimeny can help with nest removal, sweeping, cowls, caps and birdguards.

Call 07799 114080 or send a message.

02/09/2026

𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭

September has arrived, wearing boots, carrying a rain cloud and muttering something about “just lighting the stove for a wee while.”

This is usually the exact moment half the Highlands remembers their chimney exists.

Before you strike that first match, ask yourself:

Has your chimney been swept?
Could there be soot, debris or an old bird nest lurking up there?
Is your flue clear and safe?

September appointments fill quickly, so don’t wait until the first cold snap causes a chimney-shaped stampede.

Call 07799 114080 or message Chim Chimeny to book.

31/08/2026

𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒏𝒆𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒈𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒔

Right, folks. This is your friendly final warning.

August is heading out the door and busy season is marching in wearing muddy boots.

Once the Highland weather turns properly dreich, everyone remembers their stove, their chimney and the fact that neither has received any attention since last winter.

Appointments will get harder to find. Phone messages will multiply. Lyn may have to clone herself.

Beat the rush and book your sweep, chimney check, cowl, cap or birdguard now.

Call Chim Chimeny on 07799 114080 or send a message before the diary grows arms and legs.

28/08/2026

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽!

Can you hear that distant rumbling?
That’s the September chimney stampede beginning to gather pace.

One chilly evening is all it takes.
Fires are lit, smoke goes the wrong way, alarms start screaming at you and suddenly everybody needs a chimney sweep before Tuesday.

August is nearly done, and the quieter booking window is closing with it.

If your chimney hasn’t been swept yet, now would be an excellent time to remove it from the “I’ll do it later” list.
Call Lyn on 07799 114080 or message Chim Chimeny.

26/08/2026

25/08/2026

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘁𝘆 ...

August has started glancing nervously at September.
The evenings are drawing in.
There’s a suspicious nip in the air.
And somewhere in the Highlands, somebody has already said, “We really must get the chimney swept.”

Don’t just say it.
Appointments are still available, but the diary is beginning to fill as busy season approaches.

Book now and avoid joining the September chorus of:
“Any chance you could squeeze us in tomorrow?”

Call Chim Chimeny on 07799 114080 or message Lyn.

23/08/2026

There’s a lovely wee window of calm in August.

The kids are back at school.
Summer hasn’t completely packed its bags and the annual Highland chimney panic hasn’t started yet.

This is your window.

Get the lum swept, checked and ready now, then smugly light your first fire when the weather turns without wondering whether a family of starlings left half a DFS sofa up there.

Call Lyn at Chim Chimeny on 07799 114080 or send a message to book.

20/08/2026

𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞!

The bairns are back at school.
You’ve survived the summer holidays, the snack demands and several hundred cries of “Muuuum!”

Now begins Operation Reclaim the House.

Open the windows. Locate the missing cushions. Evict the crisp packets.
Then book your chimney sweep before autumn turns up uninvited.

my appointment book is already running into September so don't wait until the first cold snap when every man, his dog and his granny suddenly remembers they own a chimney.

Call 07799 114080 or message Chim Chimeny.

17/08/2026

The schoolbags are coming back out
The Highland schools are back in action.

Soon, the house will be quiet.
The food in the fridge will stay put for longer than six minutes and you might even get to finish that cuppa while it’s still hot.

Once you’ve reclaimed the sofa and removed the last abandoned sock, it’s time to get ahead of autumn.

Book your chimney sweep now before the first chilly evening arrives and every parent in the Highlands has exactly the same idea.

Call Chim Chimeny on 07799 114080 or message Lyn.