28/07/2026
Cold Hard Ni***es will be closed from 10/08 to 24/08
We’re taking a well-earned summer break to let our own AC units (and a few other things) cool down properly. From 10 August to 24 August team will be offline, chasing sunshine, cold drinks, and the kind of breezes that don’t require a service call.
Don’t panic if your air conditioner starts acting up while we’re away — just keep the fans spinning, the windows cracked, and your expectations realistic. We’ll be back on 25 August, fully recharged, ready to restore that crisp, nipple-hardening chill to your home. Until then… stay cool (or at least try).
