04/01/2025
QRF Contracting has big news! Starting May 4th 2025, QRF Contracting will be providing new services to the Peace region and beyond.
Here in our great northern part of the world we believe that climate change is just around the corner! This being said, we are now taking advantage of the future market by providing preemptive energy downscaling measures to ensure that your homes are not overly efficient with the global warming environment ahead.
Services we will be offering include;
-Removing the insulation from your walls. Please note that you will have to hire someone else to replace your drywall and wall coverings as we no longer think you require it.
-Replacement of your energy efficient double and triple pane windows with brand new screen mesh, allowing consistent cooling of your home.
-Removal and relocation of your hot water utilities on top of your roof, completely powered by solar energy and natural sun heating qualities. No more gas to heat your water!
-Elimination of all exterior home electrical outlets so save on distribution cost. Don't forget that you will no longer need to plug your vehicles in the year 2030.
-Installation of magnification mirror skylights, precisely aimed at your kitchen stove top. Let the sun do your cooking for you!
-Removal of all vinyl siding, replaced with grande prairie's natural clay product. All vinyl siding will be obsolete in the year 2050 due to extremely hot temperatures.
Please note that none of these services will be warrantied due to using the same speculative climate change science. QRF reserves the rights not to be sued, offended or identified as anything with these new available services.
CALL NOW TO MAKE IMMEDIATE RESERVATIONS.
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