10/15/2026
Ghost your ex, not your plumber. 👻🚩
We know you’ve been ignoring that leaky faucet. 👀
And that clogged drain? Yeah, it’s not going to fix itself.
We can’t help with your questionable dating choices, but we can definitely help with your plumbing problems. 😂🔧
Some things deserve to be ghosted. Your plumbing issues aren’t one of them.
📞 Call Mr. Swirl: 604-435-4664 💚