17/05/2026
I know we have told many customers that we would not hire any more employees, but in this case we had to make an exception. While new 47% co-owner Albo is still a bit wet behind the ears, weโre confident he will make a splash in the industry. Interests include sinking small businesses with crippling capital gains tax, diving the government deeper into debt and ensuring the great Australian dream sinks into oblivion. Weโre sure heโll go swimmingly.
Be sure to make Anthony feel welcome at your next pool service ๐
Edit: Obviously satire here, with an AI generated image.