13/08/2026
🐄⚡ MEET DAISY — OUR NEWEST WORK EXPERIENCE STUDENT! ⚡🐄
Today on the job we had a very special apprentice join us — Daisy.
She came along to help replace a power pole, and I have to say… she really rose to the occasion. 😂
At first, Daisy was absolutely udderly fantastic. She inspected the worksite, checked out the new pole, supervised the tools and even gave me a hand with the important stuff.
She was a real cow-worker.
Very moo-tivated.
Always willing to lend a hoof.
And she certainly knew how to milk the situation for all it was worth. 🐮
Things were going udderly smoothly until Daisy started getting a little… bull-headed.
She stopped following instructions, wandered around the job site, refused to pull her weight and generally became a bit of a moody cow. 😤🐄
I tried talking to her.
I tried reasoning with her.
I even offered her a promotion.
But eventually Daisy decided she'd had enough of the electrical industry.
And that's when she really dropped the ball…
Or should I say… dropped the cow pat. 💩
Yep.
After a hard day of supervising, Daisy decided the best place to leave her mark was INSIDE MY TOOLBOX. 🤦♂️😂
Tools, drill bits, grinders… the whole bloody lot got the Daisy treatment.
Safe to say, her work experience has been terminated effective immediately.
She won't be getting a reference, but she did leave behind some very memorable cow-mentary on the job.
Thanks for your help, Daisy.
You were udderly useless by the end… but bloody entertaining. 😂🐄⚡
