BTP Plumbing

BTP Plumbing At 'BTP Plumbing', We understand the importance of offering a transparent & streamline service focused on customer satisfaction.
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Christ is King ✝️
Australia First 🇦🇺
Blue-collar & proud👨🏻‍🔧
Work hard, laugh harder😎
chaos😈 plus a lil education📚
BTP Merch ↓ It’s more than plumbing
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https://linktr.ee/BTP.Plumbing Providing industry leading customer service to Melbourne's Eastern & South Eastern suburbs with around the clock 24/7 service. We understand that Plumbing doesn't stop f

or after hours and weekends, and neither do we! Being a small, locally owned business, we strive to offer solutions for all budgets and circumstances. We pride ourselves on being an agile plumbing service that goes the extra mile for our customers as we are outcome orientated. With 15+ years of experience, you can rest assured in knowing the outcome you desire is only a call away.

04/06/2026

Be honest… who installed this?

Another day fixing what “should’ve been a quick job”.

This is why cheap work never stays cheap.

Because I don’t just find the problem, I find everything that was ignored to get it done fast.

Hot water service access? Somehow always designed like it was never meant to be serviced.

Anyway… we fix it properly.

BTP – Bring The Pain.

03/06/2026

Why is there p**s on top of the cistern lid?

Seriously.

In what world is it acceptable to leave a toilet looking like this and then call someone else to clean it?

Before anyone gets upset, I’m not talking about the elderly, people with disabilities, medical conditions, or anyone who genuinely needs a hand. I’ll happily get down on my hands and knees to scrub the toilet to within an inch of its life, and help however I can.

I’m talking about fully capable adults who leave a toilet covered in p**s, p***s and skid marks, then expect a tradesman to work in it.

Would you leave your car full of rubbish before taking it to the mechanic?

Would you leave dirty dishes all over the bench before the appliance repair guy arrives?

Probably not.

Respect goes both ways.

I turn up on time.
I communicate.
I do quality work.
I treat your home with respect.

All I ask is that you show the same courtesy before I arrive.

If I walk into a toilet like this, I’ll happily charge the call-out fee and walk straight back out the door.

Clean your bloody toilet.

UNCLE BTP ❤️’s YA x

03/06/2026

Plumbing is chaotic, but this reel is next level….

I don’t even how to caption this properly.

“Trauma” comes to mind, might be a bit dramatic,…but it’s not not accurate 😅

Some days on the tools you just question everything.

I had so much fun making this reel.

And if it upsets you, good. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

UNCLE BTP ❤️’s YA x

BTP - Bone The Pastor

02/06/2026

THEY LIED TO US 🤬

We were sold down the river.



When, and more importantly, how do we hold these public servants accountable for their many empty promises?

These politicians aren’t working for everyday Aussies.

When was the last time you caught a break?

When was the last night you sat back and thought:

“Sh*t yeah, this system’s working. We’re killing it.”

Not just killing ourselves trying to make ends meet.

We’re all struggling now more than ever.

“Work hard and get ahead.”

Yeah, right.

More like:

“Tax on tax on tax.”

What’s your take?

UNCLE BTP WON’T STAND FOR IT ANY LONGER👊🏼

01/06/2026

I’m a plumber, not a credit card company.

Tough day to be Mrs Jones.

Do you go to the grocery store and tell them you’ll be back in a fortnight to pay the bill? Absolutely not.

So why do you treat your trades the same?

I’ve lost many clients who haven’t paid on time, only to rock up on the eve of the seventh day when the bill’s due… f**k around and find out.

I bust my arse for my clients and set a high standard for my workmanship and professionalism. Second to none on site, regardless of the content I make.

But if you take advantage of me and take the p**s with a lack of communication, I’ll be at your front door, and I won’t leave until I get every red cent that you owe me… double dare ya 👊🏼

29/05/2026

Ever walked out part way through the job?
Yeah… I have.

Not all clients are built the same. Old mate stood on my toes one too many times. I ain’t a welcome mat at the front door my Brother.

At the end of the day, I don’t want your money, I want your love & respect.

BTP - Bring Traditional Principles…..

21/05/2026

Got stitched up by old mate and now he’s got a death wish.
Bad combo really, because I don’t like losing and I’m petty enough to turn it into a full-time project. Recipe for disaster.

Anyway, beanies are now live in the merch store.
Link in bio.

20/05/2026

Old mate tried to get me fired in a supermarket car park…
called the number on the truck to complain…
and Uncle BTP picked up.

The internet’s got people out here thinking they’re invincible.

The look in his eyes when he realised he was the main character in a real-life skit…

19/05/2026

Deal’s a deal. 🤝


18/05/2026

I don’t even know how I’m meant to make a caption for this…..

This was originally meant to be an educational piece. Sat down, edited the whole thing, went to do the audio, and completely lost my marbles.

And honestly, I guess it’s a pretty good representation of how plumbing can make you go absolutely crazy.

While doing the scope of works today, I thought, “Yep, we’re about to teach the people a thing or two here.”

And then, BAM.

Absolutely not.

Instead, all you got was pure chaos and the classic BTP energy.

If you don’t like it, don’t let the door hit ya on the way out.

Uncle BTP loves ya.

But Uncle BTP definitely does not love Christmas in July…..

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