21/06/2026
After an extensive recruitment process, countless interviews, and absolutely no reference checks, we’re excited to welcome Ziggy to the Agile Building Group team!
Ziggy is a Hungarian Vizsla with no building experience, zero qualifications, and a strong tendency to fall asleep on the job. However, he brings enthusiasm, site security, and an impressive ability to locate unattended lunches.
His responsibilities will include:
Site supervision
Quality control of smoko snacks
Greeting clients
Chasing anything that moves
Looking cute enough to avoid disciplinary action
Please be patient while Ziggy completes his apprenticeship in being a good boy.
Welcome to the team, mate!
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